SomeoneIf shoelaces always come untied and headphone wires always get tangled, why don't they make shoelaces out of headphone wires and headphone wires out of shoelaces?
phonicsPinnochio could give us access to the secrets of the universe.
The only time you ever actually "take a poop" is when you fly on an airplane, or ride on a ship.
The only time you ever actually "take a poop" is when you fly on an airplane, or ride on a ship. - Lemmy.World
At home it would be more accurate to say you sent a poop. You didn’t take a poop. Where are you taking it? And why? But that’s not actually true if you fly on an airline. Because you DO take your poop to your destination. Same thing on things like cruise ships. Oh, I guess also RVs and those buses that have bathrooms. Oh, and trains. Ok, now I’m trying to think if I missed any…
movodeheIch hab da grad ne Idee: Wie wäre es, wenn an jedem größeren Bahnhof ein Zug mit Fahrer vorgehalten wird, der kurzfristig einspringen könnte, wenn ein anderer Verspätung hat. Nicht um ihn zu ersetzen, sondern um die wartenden Passagiere schon mal zum nächsten Bahnhof zu fahren. Der verspätete Zug könnte dann einen Halt auslassen und die Passagiere, die dort aussteigen wollten können mit dem vorgehaltenen Zug zurück fahren.
Ist natürlich blöd für die Passagiere, die die Strecke doppelt fahren müssen und Zeit verlieren, aber es könnte dabei helfen, dass der Fahrplan für die restliche Fahrt wieder eingehalten wird. Unterm Strich also im besten Fall positiv fürs Gesamtsystem.
The whole plot of the second Harry Potter book would have been avoided if Ginny had known Voldemort's real name
The whole plot of the second Harry Potter book would have been avoided if Ginny had known Voldemort's real name - Lemmy.ca
She would have immediately known the mysterious magic diary was Voldemort’s and wouldn’t have kept interacting with it. She probably would have given it to her parents and they probably would have sent it to Dumbledore to destroy
these machines will destroy US.
Maj - 🇨🇦IANAE but a $9 coffee drink wouldn't be a luxury if salaries had just kept up with product prices.
gergothe catnip of humans is cats
#showerthoughts
#showerthoughts
Considering all I know about human history: are humans naturally exploitive? It seems most empires were built on the backs of either the poorer classes within, or by the people of subdued countries around them (often abused as slaves).
As I see this pattern all over the world, it doesn't seem to be a specific white/christian trait. Could it still be a religious thing? (Christian religion is not the only one with a self-righteous worldview.)
Or is it, that the ruthless, greedy, exploitative nations just had a (military) advantage, and the peaceful ones simply got conquered? And if yes, is this going on for long enough to change human evolution, meaning even if originally the assholes were a genetic exception, by now they are the norm?
A lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everyday