Dan JonesThat feeling when you make yourself a peanut butter and banana sandwich, but you have ¼ of a banana left, and you feel an obligation to eat the last bite of banana, but your sandwiches are already chock full of banana, so now you're in a moral quandary over a bite of banana, so you decide to post about the quandary online and are just really grateful to Gwen Stefani for teaching you how to spell banana.
ScottMGSI wonder if someone could hack a roomba (or another similar device) to play a low-fidelity, 10 bar clip of *Turkey in Straw* for that ice cream truck vibe that would help summer seem to last just a little longer. 😄
Mandaris MooreThat wonderful feeling of closing all those browser tabs after a project is completed and before realizing that you didn’t save the links in case you need to refer to them later.
#RunOnSentence
MandarisThat wonderful feeling of closing all those browser tabs after a project is completed and before realizing that you didn’t save the links in case you need to refer to them later.
KaizanJack and Basil. Looking at me askance after I scolded them for fighting over a chew toy that someone gifted THREE identical ones of but they need the one that the other one has in their mouth at that very moment. #runonsentence #dogsofmastodon
chris actualIt's times like these, 30 years later, when my thumbs ache and twitch, and my pinky, deformed by dislocation, doesn't work much anymore, that I regret stepping-in to play goalkeeper at practice that one fateful day and turning out to be pretty good at it, then playing for 25 more years and bringing untold pain to my future self.
#old #hands #pain #ow #sportsinjury #runOnSentence
#old #hands #pain #ow #sportsinjury #runOnSentence
Allan ChowAfter most of my 40yr life with bad butt sticky outiness and primary physicians going "I dunno" I've finally read about anterior pelvic tilt and started doing what pretty much amounts to specific yoga poses but with better than I ever did before form. It's only been a week of this but we'll see how this goes.
Grammargeddon Angel
A run-on sentence is actually two sentences stuck together with a comma or perhaps nothing at all, this is a shitty example but I hate writing exemplars and so this is what you get. #RunOnSentence
Quintessential QuicksandWithout sounding too cringy, I think it’s important to say, that during one of the most religious times of the year, between Ramadan and Easter, that it’s totally cool and normal not to believe in god or align yourself with a religion.
At a time when many of us feel alone or on the outside, it’s important to know that you’re beliefs are still valid.