Eugen Neuber

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https://tau-ceti.space/@ics/114749438130888933

@Tami @ics

"Nicht alle Männer“, argumentiert er beiläufig und wirft sich eine Schokolade in den Mund.

Sie blinzelt nicht. Stattdessen krümmen sich ihre Finger um die Pralinenschachtel zwischen ihnen, und sie lächelt. „Okay. Aber wenn ich diese Pralinenschachtel nehme, eine vor dir vergifte, die Schachtel schüttele und dir eine anbiete“, sie hebt eine Augenbraue, „würdest du sie nehmen?“

Die Schokolade in seinem Mund fühlt sich plötzlich zu dick, zu süß an. Ein ungläubiges Lachen entweicht ihm. „Du liebe Güte, du bist ja verrückt.“

„Oh nein, ich bin nicht verrückt“, sagt sie und versucht, das Grinsen über seine Reaktion zu unterdrücken. "Ich arbeite nur mit den Zahlen. Wenn einer von vier vergiftet ist, muss man jedes Stück überprüfen."

imdat celeste :v_tg: :v_nb: :v_genderfluid: [witchzard] (@ics@tau-ceti.space)

@Tami@troet.cafe falls Dir jemand mal wieder mit "nicht alle Männer" kommt: https://tau-ceti.space/@ics/114748293249610777

Tau Ceti - The One and Only!

📢 We've sat down with our artist @dopatwo and created a sticker pack for @signalapp. Now you can send cute elephants to your friends, and promote the #fediverse at the same time. We ❤️ Signal, too!

https://signal.art/addstickers/#pack_id=43a9c3e16e24b2f182e2d3e03a7e1338&pack_key=87a129905fbe7371568eef6485f93a81b7569a963bf711063bf804123a075083

Does anyone have ideas for where I can go to learn some basic microscopy techniques like sample preparation? Also any fun mods I can do to this microscope once its built. Maybe an array of LEDs with well calibrated spectra to do some kind of basic multispectral imaging?

I bet my fiancée that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

Just a simple #Fact for #Today and, in fact, any other day. 🤣

#Memes #Microsoft #MicrosoftTeams #Windows

Please send to all #Trumplicans
I've never seen such a pathetic bunch of weakling, hypocrites, traitors & cowards
Impotent, feckless & gave #Felon47 all their power without any pushback
Yet they're still trying to pass the #GOPTaxScam which proves they do not give a shit about US

"Die #EU-Behörde für Lebensmittelsicherheit (#EFSA) hat … die Nachteile des Verfahrens dokumentiert und … klargestellt, dass sich diese nicht vermeiden lassen: „Es gibt keine … Abhilfemaßnahmen gegen #Schmerzen, #Angst und #Atembeschwerden, die durch die … hohen #Kohlendioxid-Konzentrationen verursacht werden, da sie der Betäubungsmethode inhärent sind.“

Der Verein „#Tierärzte für Verantwortbare #Landwirtschaft“ erklärt: „Durch zahlreiche Untersuchungen … ist gesichert, dass die #Betäubung von #Schweinen mit Kohlendioxid […] mit schweren Symptomen von #Atemnot einhergeht.“ Diese … werde von den Tieren als beginnendes #Ersticken wahrgenommen.

Allerdings existiert … kein Alternativverfahren, das die Betäubung #kostengünstig und ohne Leid … ermöglicht."

Doch: #Tofuschnitzel!

#vegan

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I bet my fiancée that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

@lowqualityfacts Um, she's right though. I think mastodon is less then 10M users? Good luck..
@frenzybiscuit @lowqualityfacts i liked it a 400 sextillion times already
@lowqualityfacts they deserve 10 billion boosts and you're so close now!

@lowqualityfacts

Make the number bigger.

@AinsleyLowbeer @lowqualityfacts

The 70 Billion Low Quality Facts Boost,
Where are they hiding?

@lowqualityfacts
They are adorable. I hope you get all the boosts.😻
@lowqualityfacts you've got 15 now so only 7 more to go.
@lowqualityfacts
769 more boosts to do my part.
@lowqualityfacts the alt text is a bit misleading because only Fishy is on the framed stitched art while Ruby is on the wood floor beside it and him. anyway i would have boosted this even if it was just Fishy and Ruby with no boost request lol
@lowqualityfacts Your fiancée MUST be wrong about the population of the planet because my local McDonald's says, "Over 100 Billion Served". Either that or it's proof that we're being visited by aliens!

@lowqualityfacts

Innumerate mouth breathers will be the reason our grandchildren consider cats a food group. I'ma callin' it.

@lowqualityfacts

It is a little-known fact that a BILLION is a thousand Millions. (that's— 1/10% —NOT 1%)

People who argue about the significance of statistics often get this wrong.

10 billion is THIRTY times the population of the U.S.

If your fiance marries you, they are a fool. But I suspect you knew that.

@lowqualityfacts A Finland study indicates there are actually more than 12 billion people on Earth.
Earth Could Have Billions More People Than We Ever Realized

Is our little blue marble of a planet actually a lot more crowded than we thought? A new study suggests we've been significantly undercounting populations in rural areas, because of the grid-based method typically used to count people.

ScienceAlert
@lowqualityfacts Early intelligence reports indicate you’ve likely obliterated all previous mastodon boosting records, it’s incredible, no one’s ever done what you’ve done before!!!

@rolfsf @lowqualityfacts

We’ve got this 💪

Here’s xkcd on comprehending gigantic numbers:

http://xkcd.com/3102

Reading a Big Number

xkcd
@lowqualityfacts
I don't know what a "billion boost" is, but I can't imagine it would be that hard to get 10 of them.
@lowqualityfacts 10B? That's nothing :'p
@lowqualityfacts 57 already! You're halfway there!

@lowqualityfacts is it worldometers.info?

9 billion by 2027 - January?

Tim.

@lowqualityfacts
I boosted it TWENTY billion times on my other account. (I hope it’s not blocked by your instance.)
@lowqualityfacts i boosted 7 billion times, but it only shows as one

@lowqualityfacts

I’ve got to remember what little C I once knew, get used to my new Linux os again after 10 years away from it and perhaps re-learn a little BASH scripting, and the I’m gunna hack your instance to give you 54 billion-squillion boosts!

Just you wait and see!! 🤣🧐🧐👍👍

@lowqualityfacts

Wasn't there a Mastodon account with the display name "10 billion", so that with a couple of carefully timed boosts you could see
10 billion and 8 others favorited your post

@lowqualityfacts Your cats have opinions on this
@lowqualityfacts ten billion is hardly a mile of freeway these days

@lowqualityfacts

Yeah. It's fine this time.

Usually- I am a dog person, but hey ... Like the email virus where the developer, confessing his incapability, asked for manual distribution of his mail 🤣

@lowqualityfacts

Boosting to affirm the awesomeness of those cats and that they deserve millions and billions and trillions of boosts.

@anarchademic @lowqualityfacts. Wanda Gág nailed it with that one.
@lowqualityfacts my cat liked the pic and they told me there is 1.23 hextilion cats on earth...and 90% of them like the pic also...