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3 time loser on jeopardy & wool merchant
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Archilochus is my kinda dude
Iron age gay who owns a bunch of kitschy bronze age stuff
In the ancient greek art gallery i also found a new example of the tiffany problem, which was a funerary monument inscribed with the names Demagora, Helike, and.. Leon
Pondering getting a bunch of hats made that say “hat thief” and leaving them near the front of the store
The de kooning retrospective at the art institute tells the inspiring story of a man who spent a year making the perfect drawing and then said fuck that im going to draw weird women and dogs for the rest of my life

cashier: oh, i’ve never seen that name before! I like it!

customer: thanks, it’s Gaelic

cashier: happy pride

I’m reading this book now and it feels like the author was meant to be a john hodgman but that career path was sadly not yet available
Pronouncing it zoötopia
This bird was just sitting on my balcony posing for me like it was school picture day