Fascinated by the nonbinary republican election judge at my polling place

At the risk of sounding like tipper gore i think it’s bad that games where you shoot people keep getting more and more photorealistic

You know how sometimes there’s little beads of hard white stuff attached to the outside of soda cans? That’s ambergris, which can be sold to perfumers and apothecaries for a princely sum

I hope this weather holds until cubs opening day next week and the ball explodes into a million shards like T-1000 every time someone hits it

Archaic indicators like “inflation” and “unemployment” are irrelevant now that we’re transitioning to an economy based entirely on asking chatgpt for gambling tips

I just noticed that the twinings brand earl grey is officially licensed by the most recent earl grey like it’s a lebron jersey

Directional horror