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Ainsley Lowbeer

@AinsleyLowbeer

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I block all bots.

What Happens in Vegas Is Aggressively Resistant to Antivirals or Antibiotics

What's the over and under on when Mango declares himself Pope?

Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down

BREAKING - The United States and Iran reach a historic agreement to block the Strait of Hormuz

CLOSE THE STRAIT YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

-Don Tzu, The Art of Peace

Republican Chris Christie says the boomer generation is the most selfish in history. Somebody give him another slice of cake.

One of the significant achievements of the recent moon mission is that so many people around the world learned to properly spell the word "Artemis".

A terrific achievement for the United States, unmarred by the stench of Trump.
#Artemis #NASA

Thomas Blackshear - Watchers in the Night (1955)

The only way to endure Trump's stupidity is to try and profit from it. Bought oil at the open and have already made $10 on it.