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โ€œPoliticians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.โ€ โ€• Mark Twain #GrabYourWallet
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I am 100% not shitting you when I say scientists named mastodons after their teeth which they thought looked like nipples. โ€œMastosโ€ as in breast. โ€œodontโ€ as in tooth.
Weโ€™re on a website that, in Greek, literally means โ€œBooby Tooth.โ€

WTF legal action does Elon think he can take against @JxckS? This is ridiculous. He published publicly available info.

Yes, it's bad that someone attacked your car with your kid in it. No excuse for that. But, to blame that on Sweeney is ridiculous.

Elon gave me no warning.... plus he suspended all of my accounts, half of which track aircraft (NASA aircraft, experimental aircraft, weather, airforce etc). not people including my personal

One of the cool things about this place is that the features are, well, whatever the developers want them to be, not simply opaquely dumped on you by a corporation based on corporate whims or cash grabs.

That means you can take a look at stuff folks want to be fixed, or is actively under development, and add your +1 to things you want fixed (or even help directly fix them yourself if you can code and are so inclined) https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/issues

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Your self-hosted, globally interconnected microblogging community - mastodon/mastodon

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Hey, so, we've hit 1,028,362 monthly active users across the network today. 1,124 new Mastodon servers since Oct 27, and 489,003 new users. That's pretty cool.
Mastodon and Twitter can coexist. Mastodon is for smart content, Twitter is for watching Elon Musk own himself.
The Godfather of this site is called the Masto Don. No I will not apologize.

โ€œMom, tell me about 2022.โ€

Well, honey, people were upset about gas prices so they let Nazis take over.

Another tip for newbies (and again, I was a newbie days ago): if you're confused at first, just follow a few active accounts, and see who they boost, to add to your follower list, rather than trying to recreate your ENTIRE twitter social graph. You'll get there.