The Godfather of this site is called the Masto Don. No I will not apologize.
@OhNoSheTwitnt these are 15k-50k likes Twitter posts that you are getting for free, folks.
@OhNoSheTwitnt Dammit, who's gonna clean up all this coffee I just spit out. 🤣

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And since "masto" is Latin for "nipple," he's the Nipple Father.

@OhNoSheTwitnt no good pun goes unchuckled. :-)