“Actually, frankincense was the name of the doctor. You’re thinking of frankincense’s monster.” - The 3 Wise Mansplainers

Halloween is fun because you get to dress up as things that don't exist like ghosts or vampires or Republican House Speakers.

Had a very mature day at an art museum

Not to get too political but it would be kinda cool if things could stop getting worse in literally every way.

Maybe if someone tells Matt Gaetz how old the House of Representatives is, he’ll lose interest in it.

A guy I know once told me he only believes in abortion in cases of rape. So I asked him how a woman can prove she was raped and he said “it’s obvious when a woman was raped.” And that, my friends, is why the rape “exception” isn’t an exception at all.

What is it with Lauren Boebert and dudes who whip their dicks out in public?

Just read a very real headline that said “DeSantis doesn’t rule out using missiles against Mexico” so I’m logging off and throwing my phone into the sea.

Bill Maher is a scab? Wow this totally changes my previously high opinion of that smug Islamophobic racist transphobic misogynistic attention-whore.

I’m glad my ancestors who were murdered in the Holocaust aren’t alive to hear Americans talking about the “positive” aspects of the Holocaust. Fortunately for them they aren’t alive because they were all murdered in the Holocaust.