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Girldad living in the mid-west. Salesforce Technical Architect by trade, anarchic malcontent by nature. Fountain pen enthusiast using AI to stay on the right side of the centaur parallel. Sees the complexity in the simple. Will shelter refugees. Routing fascism to /dev/null. #fuckice
Got laid off today, so I'm reimaging my personal laptop. It's probably not a typical reaction, but I'm finding it comforting. #linux
i know it isn't caturday and nobody seems to share this one, but it made me laugh, so i'm sharing it, hoping it will make someone laugh

Apple doesn’t want you to know this 👇

🔸 Fake privacy heroes: Apple markets privacy, then tracks you in the background.
🔸 Tracking, rebranded: Apple collects your data for ads, but says it’s not “tracking”.
🔸 Hard to avoid: Opting out means digging through obscure settings.

Full story: https://www.cyberghostvpn.com/privacyhub/apple-privacy-violations/

#BigTech @gael @rikviergever @e_mydata

@fesshole I feel like this is an implementation of the CIA's Simply Sabotage Field Manual for knowledge workers. I'm taking this as a personal mission objective.
Managed to introduce "synergistic frictivation" into the company lexicon after using it in a strategy document to test if anyone reads them. Now, senior management uses it in presentations as if it's gospel. Last week, someone suggested we "frictivate our verticals".
@tinker can I ask if/how you gauged interest before organizing the event? I was thinking of asking my local library to help me gather interest, but also using my local coffee shop's community board. TIA for any tips or lessons learned. 🤘
@tinker I saw this and started looking into organizing something similar in my community. Thanks for the inspiration!
What are the odds that #Salesforce is renaming #AgentForce because no one is buying it, and maybe they can find a couple more rubes with a slicker name? Remember kids, Salesforce isn't serious about a technology until they buy another company in that space. Just like Google, they don't innovate, they M&A.
AWS Outage #itwasdns
In the UK, due to cultural norms there is a slightly different standard for device connectivity known as "Universal Serial Double-Decker Bus" (USDDB).