In the UK, due to cultural norms there is a slightly different standard for device connectivity known as "Universal Serial Double-Decker Bus" (USDDB).
@ipg i love sending my postcode files over USDDB
@ipg Is this the USB 3.2 Gen 2x3 everyone is talking about?
@ipg on the flopside  

The bandwidth is higher
@ipg where do I get these adapters? I'll need it for both ends.
@andyy @ipg That's OK, they take a long time to arrive but then you always get two at once.
@ipg We tried Universal Serial Bendy Bus for a while but everyone hated it.

@ipg @marxjohnson
I was about to reply "wtf you talking about!? I work in IT, and I've never seen a Double Decker USB!"

Then I got the joke. 😂

@ipg Did you know that in the UK the C in USB-C stands for Commonwealth?

@seth Does the successor of Morris and British Leyland also get royalties from Mini USB ports and connectors?

@ipg

@qlp @ipg

Yes! As an ode to their British heritage and Commonwealth influence, every time someone plugs in a Mini USB cable, a chorus of polite British voices exclaim, "Oh, jolly good! You've connected a Commonwealth-approved device! Cheerio!" The royalties are used to organize tea parties, distribute scones and clotted cream, and perhaps even hire a royal corgi as the official USB-C mascot.

@qlp @seth @ipg Yeah, every time you use one BMW gets a cut.
@seth @ipg World News from USDDBBC

@ipg
i wonder why you never get double decker buses outside the uk

they're so good..
@alice

@mossfet They're quite common in Berlin too.
@mossfet @ipg @alice Most buses in Ireland are also double-decker ( Dublin Bus periodically tries articulated buses, then drops them when they get stuck on roundabouts). Articulated are arguably better if your roads can take them.
@mossfet @ipg @alice we have some in Sydney on particular express routes
@mossfet @ipg @alice 🅱️Line

@s0 @ipg around here, if they want an express they just use an articulated bus

which gets me thinking…

articulated double-decker? 

@vy @ipg we also have plenty of articulated ones. Double decker is used for that route because some roads can’t accommodate articulated.
@ipg
I see the double decker makes it super speed. Yay!
@ipg One is for hot bits and the other for cold bits?
@ipg Only one Double Decker Bus i've known
@metallcorn @ipg OK it's a double decker bus, but surely not a British double decker bus?
In the UK we measure torque in the very British (and SI) Newton, not the quaint American pounds-feet.

@marjolica @ipg When I took this picture from the Internet I did not even pay attention to the text on the top, it was only the bus itself that mattered

Now I'm laughing, thank you.)

@ipg Each is andled a different way so it always works regardless which way you insert.
Or never works either way you plug it in.
@ipg Do they fit under low USB bridges?
@ipg
If you turn the picture upside down it looks like a goth Lego mummy. 🙃
@ipg is it still subject to the USB Uncertainty Principle?
@ipg There actually is something that looks kind of like this that’s a standard(ish) for use in Point of Sale systems called “PoweredUSB”!
@xanarin @ipg Dell also used a similar thing once for their laptop DVD drives (apologies for the crap quality)
@xanarin @ipg plugging my phone into 24v usb to charge 5x as fast
@toadking @xanarin @ipg
It can be possible to make an adapter that converts the funky connector into USB-C PD 3.1
@AlanyG21
Haha that would be awesome! It’s a perfect hacker project: it’s technically interesting and challenging while being completely useless 😂

@toadking @xanarin @ipg

PD can negotiate up to 48V. More for laptops than phones at those power levels though.

@SiteRelEnby I highly doubt that port is doing any kind of power negotiation tho.

@xanarin @ipg

That looks horrific. USB-C does 100W anyway. I would have chosen an internal battery that constantly trickle charges to make up the difference, or a separate power supply, anything, literally anything, than a custom USB standard.

@rastilin @xanarin @ipg USB-C has been around for what – 6 years? These Point of Sale connectors have been around for around 20 years.

@rastilin @xanarin @ipg Before you knock PoweredUSB too much, remember that back around 99-00 when POS systems starting using it, the primary USB spec couldn’t do more than 5V at 0.5A and USB-C was was over 15 years away.

These power devices that early USB just wasn’t even interested in dealing with.

And even the 1.0 versions of the USB-PD specs at 20V 5A is less than the the 24V 6A PoweredUSB ports available 20 years ago. (Although most were 12V 1.5A plugs in my experience, I worked on POS software for a few years so had tons of test hardware). It’s really only been about 5-10 years since the main USB specification caught up with USB-PD 2.0. And for a lot of those years, implementations of USB-PD were really spotty and unreliable so the hardware manufacturers didn’t have any motivation to move.

Plus… PoweredUSB also had the advantage of easily telling which way to plug it in, unlike a standard USB-A plug. For the late-90’s, it was actually pretty nice.

@ipg My husband, part of the team who worked on USB 2.0, is howling! 😂
@ipg This strongly reminds me of the Schrodinger's USB Cable problem. XD
@ipg OK you're joking but show the other end of the cable.