Non CorpusNov 11
nixCraft 🐧
i know it isn't caturday and nobody seems to share this one, but it made me laugh, so i'm sharing it, hoping it will make someone laugh
Nov 11 at 4:46amWeb
Show threadMelloNov 11
@nixCraft I really want a car now 😖💗
Show threadTimNov 11
@crisps autocorrection is a bitcoin
Show threadMelloNov 11
@seufz It was intentional haha. A lot of people intentionally misspell cat, it's an internet joke.
Show threadEmir Morataon 🏴‍☠️Nov 11
@nixCraft
Show threadjohnpiersNov 11
@nixCraft Ally, my faithful shadow.
Show threadShubham AroraNov 11
@nixCraft a cat also loves you when you when it ignores you.
Show threadTrinsecNov 11
@nixCraft My cats definitely commit crimes.. but whether it is for me...?
Show threadI AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑‍🔥Nov 11
@nixCraft
It mostly loves that you provide an alibi for said crimes. "No, Joey is an inside cat. He couldn't have stolen your car, regardless of what your Ring cam shows. Obvious deepfake."
Show threadJohnnoNov 11
@nixCraft Often, our cat will get onto our bed in the morning and, after the obligatory nudge and rub, goes to the foot of the bed and turns her back to us. We think of it as a sign of implicit trust in us.
Show threadEm & future cats 🇺🇦🐈🏳️‍🌈Nov 11
@nixCraft 😹😹😹❣️❣️❣️😻
I love it❣️❣️❣️😹
Thank you for sharing ❣️❣️❣️
Show threadMoss da Bard 🇨🇦🇧🇧🇲🇽🇬🇱Nov 11
@nixCraft
You missed, "sleeps on you"
Show threaddxzdbNov 12

@nixCraft I'd have to say if the cat is growling and looking wide-eyed at you - it's probably not love.

I've heard squinting indicates loving...

I think they only commit crimes for themselves. 😊