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PixiePancake

@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

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1.2K Following

5.7K Posts

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading and chocolate. Love House of the Dragon and True Crime. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

PixiePancake May 26

Indivisible ❌👑May 26

Hands Off! was the biggest day of civic protest in years.

We want No Kings Day on June 14 to be even bigger — with more people in more places driving even more defiance of Trump’s fascist agenda. There are over 1,000 events planned in all 50 states. Please join us: https://www.nokings.org/?SQF_SOURCE=indivisible

PixiePancake Apr 29

It wasn’t me.

#Humor #Humour #Funny

PixiePancake Apr 23

Augie Ray Apr 22

I laughed out loud.

PixiePancake Apr 20

DC Deejay 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦Apr 20

A poll, inspired by my wonderful sister-in-law, whose English-Canadian family #dessert traditions include apple pie served with cheese.

For the record, I think apple pie should always be served to love ones or complete strangers with ice cream (I pair it with French Vanilla, but do not judge).

Please share widely for the most reliable results.

Apple Pie & Ice Cream

64.1%

Apple Pie & Cheese

10.1%

Apple Pie (standalone)

20.7%

I don't believe in dessert

5.1%

Poll ended at Apr 23 at 3:37am.

PixiePancake Apr 20

NO!!!
#Humor #Funny #Food

PixiePancake Apr 13

Bring the kids.

PixiePancake Apr 13

David August ❌👑Apr 13

US Secretary of Education Linda McMahon at the ASU+GSV Summit, an event focusing on educational innovation largely on artificial intelligence in education, said, “A1” when apparently meaning AI multiple times.

#USpol #education #AI #ArtificialIntelligence

PixiePancake Apr 6

Maybe my fave sign of the day. My sister in Asheville sent me this

PixiePancake Apr 6

Holy crap. This guy understood the assignment. Nicely done. #handsoff

PixiePancake Mar 14

Snowing in Salt Lake City.

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Augie Ray Apr 22

I laughed out loud.

Irenes (many)Apr 23

@augieray oh that's deeply tragic though :(

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@ireneista @augieray she was joking

Irenes (many)Apr 23

@noodlemaz @augieray well, good if so

@ireneista @augieray

Irenes (many)Apr 23

@yora you know, there's very little to say to something like that, that isn't a block. we went and read your timeline a bit and, while we've never met you, you don't meet our threshold of obnoxiousness for blocking, so ...

have a good day. may you find what you seek.

Jenny Fx Apr 23

@augieray aw I miss Ruthie! We were mutual followers over there for years. I remember that tweet and the fall out!

The Sleight Doctor 🃏Apr 23

@urbanfoxe @augieray So it was satire? I'm finding it increasingly difficult to tell these days what with *gestures around at everything*

Jenny Fx Apr 23

@ApostateEnglishman @augieray oh yes, she is a comedian. I actually saw her do a stand up show once in Dublin.

Ciarán Ferrie Apr 23

@urbanfoxe @ApostateEnglishman @augieray She was brilliant - her other classic tweet was:

"Really worried about my parrot. He keeps saying “I can’t go on. I hate my life.” My roommate is too selfish to notice. Always busy crying."

Jenny Fx Apr 23

@ApostateEnglishman @augieray in those days, it was still obvious it was satire, but I see why that is not clear now that we live in the upside-down.

@urbanfoxe @ApostateEnglishman @augieray We live in a post-irony world.

The Onion is struggling to make headlines unbelievable enough to not be taken seriously.

@soviut @urbanfoxe @ApostateEnglishman @augieray Was it Poe's Law?

Any sufficiently advanced extremism is indistinguishable from parody of that extremism.

@soviut @urbanfoxe @ApostateEnglishman @augieray

Here’s a free headline for the Onion: “Government and the 1% decides to help the people”.

:(

Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦Apr 23

@augieray Here we go ... the REAL dumb blonde dies because of being ignorant 🙄😬

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@Lstn2urmama @augieray she was joking, but you had to be a pos about it anyway

Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦Apr 23

@noodlemaz @augieray Have been a victim of CARBON MONOXIDE and its NOT ANYTHING to be funny about and MANY have DIED from it...THAT I am positive about ....🤔 🚨

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@Lstn2urmama @augieray that's the point of the joke. That it's extremely serious and turning off an annoying alarm is a very silly thing to do. She's a comedian, it was obvious in context that it was a joke.
She is not dumb and using a dumb blonde insult here is pure misogyny.

Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦Apr 23

@noodlemaz @augieray she is nothing other than a dumb blonde as have No idea who she is or was ... just a person with a dumb tale ...a nobody any different than yourself or myself .. where THRUTH means more than STUPIDITY...

WHERE dumb blonde status comes from in the public eye...

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@Lstn2urmama @augieray OK get off my timeline with this. Dumb blonde jokes have been offensive for decades, get with the programme.

Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦Apr 23

@noodlemaz @augieray so suddenly you do not like jokes eh...you certainly cannot make up your mind and you are on my loop ...😝 and would like to advise you to think before you reply and learn when to walk away ...😉

WhichOne'sPink 🇫🇮Apr 23

@augieray Oh, me too.

iveyline Apr 23

@augieray Hopefully nature takes its corse.

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@iveyline @augieray she's a comedian. You're still a trashy person

Chasalin Apr 23

@augieray I laughed, but I cried...

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@chasalin @augieray just laughing is fine because she's a comic

Chasalin Apr 23

Yeah, but some people are really that dumb.
Like the antivaxxers.

Graeme 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Apr 23

@augieray 10 years ago?!!!

Robert Böttner Apr 23

@augieray Maybe a few minutes laying flat down on the floor will cool her down and „cure“ her dizziness. #darwin

@augieray good #satire...

gkrnours Apr 23

@augieray they sound loud and beeping?
/j

@augieray
sounds very AMERICAN

Augie Ray Apr 23

@Eisbaer, you sound a little biased and uninformed. Ruthe is from Dublin. (Besides, she meant this as a humorous post.)

What the hell is it with people thinking Americans are somehow less informed than the rest of the world on topics of COVID and safety? I mean, are there nations in Europe with higher vax rates, more masking, and more actions on air quality in public spaces? (The answer is a few, but not many.)

llanciawn Apr 23

@augieray Either joke or natural selection about to invoke.

Meko #nowar Apr 25