Chris Wolff 

@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@infosec.exchange
455 Followers
3.1K Following
2.5K Posts

Just some guy.

GED in 2011 at 17; no qualifications otherwise, at least literally on paper.

(╯°□°）╯︵ #gravy

#ADHD 
#FOSS 
#Music 🎵
#NewMexico 🇺🇸
#NixOS 
#NM (see #NewMexico (🌶️))
#Qtile 
#RustLang 
(^ learning, or trying to)
#Tor 
#TS (i.e., #TouretteSyndrome (😉))
#Unicycle 
#YouTube 

PGP Fingerprint: 62218b42c2f3488ac93eb1f6efb468f5395cb58d

PROFILE PICTURE ALT: "The Two Thousand Yard Stare" oil on canvas painting; Thomas C. Lea III, 1944

BANNER PICTURE ALT: Truman showing Chicago Daily Tribune "Dewey Defeats Truman" erroneous headline; Byron H. Rollins, 1948

Profile picture and banner picture are both public domain.

"Here's a rule of life: You don't get to pick what bad things happen to you."
—Rory Miller, "Meditations on Violence: A Comparison of Martial Arts Training & Real World Violence"

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Show threadChris Wolff 2h ago

@pom

ALRIGHT. FINALLY.

Chris Wolff 2h ago
Phase of Moon2h ago
The Moon is Waxing Crescent (2% of Full) 🌒
Chris Wolff 2h ago
CapibaraBot3h ago
#Capybara #Capibara #Carpincho 560
Show threadChris Wolff 4h ago

@sbourne @ai6yr

There usually is. 🤦‍♂️

Chris Wolff 4h ago
Show threadSarah E Bourne6h ago
@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff @ai6yr That water is moving fast! I suppose there's still somebody out there who would try to drive through it, tho.
Chris Wolff 4h ago
🙈 Cute & Funny Animals 🙉5h ago

#BorderCollie #Horror #Dog #Dogs.

#Animal #Animals #CuteAnimal #CuteAnimals #FunnyAnimal #FunnyAnimals #Meme #Memes

Chris Wolff 4h ago
CapibaraBot5h ago
#Capybara #Capibara #Carpincho 378
Chris Wolff 6h ago
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸6h ago

I START #work ON MONDAY!

Officially scheduled as part of the opening crew for a little privately owned #peruvian restaurant as a cashier.

Also in a very rich neighborhood so I may end up being one of the most well paid cashiers in the world with tips.

I was relieved when the owner got back to me as I've had people hire me, then back out for whatever reason (they never tell you even if you ask).

Maybe Peruvian people are better for their word than #american ones.

#writing #happy

Chris Wolff 6h ago
Jonah Aragon6h ago
Any #networking people know how much residential ISPs pay for bandwidth these days? I wonder if mine is keeping an eye on me or if this is just normal in 2025 lol
Chris Wolff 6h ago
Shodan Safari6h ago

ASN: AS19872
Location: Rose City, US
Added: 2025-07-19T20:51

#shodansafari #infosec

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Weird EstateJul 16
"Built in 1962."
Yeah, no kidding!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1470-Laurel-Way-Beverly-Hills-CA-90210/20523274_zpid
Show threadLAURENJul 16

@weirdestate

holy shit

Show threadJames BannanJul 16
@weirdestate someone brought tiling effects from 80s FPS games and made it real
Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Jul 16

@jamesbannan @weirdestate now you've just given us all wonderful/terrible ideas for interior décor now...

"Doom:The Wallpaper"

Show threadDamien (TIG BUSINESS)Jul 16
@weirdestate replicate the effects of 2001 by running from room to room while just a bit tipsy
Show threadJudy SchmidtJul 16
@weirdestate someone's going to move into this thing and make it all gray and/or beige though, which is also a tragedy
Show threadweird hermJul 16
@geckzilla @weirdestate yeah if I could I’d have bought it and just fixed things up, but left it groovy
Show threadcontrolcJul 16
@weirdestate I'm kind of torn. On one hand it's a lot. On the other hand I'm sick of beige and grey scale colour pallets.
Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Jul 16
@weirdestate this needs to be preserved, not beiged. The fuck would I live in though, too intense....
Show threadweird hermJul 16
@weirdestate I actually love this house 
Show threadHugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷Jul 16
@weirdestate Can't half tell, can you? Bilious?
Show threadDarryl RammJul 16

@weirdestate

Popcorn ceilings and raised ceiling panels need to go, all the carpets as well. But oh I'm in love with that red on red floral/paisley damask or flocked wallpaper in the bedroom.

Show threadBrandon MitchellJul 16
@weirdestate that looks like it was designed using the Doom level editor.
Show threadAllan ChowJul 16
@weirdestate this is a Windows 95 screen saver
Show threadjavensbukanJul 16

@weirdestate Omg I kind of love that one room 😍

Gives me major "blast from the past" underground bunker vibes.

Show threadRob\Viewdata UKJul 16
@weirdestate
The various different types of "white" light in the ceiling would annoy me..
Show threadcalvin 🛋️ Jul 16
@weirdestate I can't imagine having to vacuum the walls.
Show threadMikeJul 16
@weirdestate Well if I run out of crochet ideas...
Show threadChrisJul 16
@weirdestate that looks like the windows 95 screen saver
Show threadMacCruiskeenJul 16
@weirdestate Well, I like it. Designed by Richard Neutra!
Show threadbubbajetJul 16

@weirdestate Fabulous house. There are only a few rooms that need toning down. It’s less about the colors and more about the patterns. And the ridiculous insurance from living on top of a hill in fire country.

I love it.

Show threadsqrt(-1)Jul 16
@weirdestate is that that windows screensaver?!?
Show threadcontrasocialJul 16

@weirdestate

I refuse to believe in that first picture.

Show threadJeremy Janzen Jul 16
@weirdestate Suddenly the Doom theme music is stuck in my head.
Show threadKDHofAvalon Jul 16

@holographicceo Wanna move?

@weirdestate

Show threadRachelJul 16
@KDHofAvalon @weirdestate don't temp me
Show threadMother BonesJul 16
@weirdestate I have a carpet shampooer. I could work with this. 😍
Show threadDavid PJul 16

@weirdestate

I love that. If I had a ridiculous amount of money and for some stupid reason wanted to move to your cursed country I would buy.

Show threadWeird EstateJul 16
@pewnack It's not my country! I'm not in America by a long shot.
Show threadDavid PJul 16

@weirdestate

My apologies

Show threadWeird EstateJul 16
@pewnack No worries :)
Show threadKanaMaunaJul 16
@weirdestate Those rooms immediately made me think of the old Marathon shooter game.
Show threadIanJul 16
@weirdestate Living rooms giving off Back Rooms vibes.
Show threadTirrimas  🚫👑Jul 16
@weirdestate oh. Oh no
Show threadKanaMaunaJul 16

@weirdestate

With all that sunlight there is no way the original carpet and wallpaper would have survived. Which means someone was trying hard to keep the Kennedy Camelot alive.

Show threadFor whom the Taco Bell tollsJul 16
@weirdestate windows 95 maze screen saver with custom bitmaps
Show threadKatyJul 16
@weirdestate jesus! My eyes! My beautiful eyes!!!!
Show threadMatt GoddenJul 16
@weirdestate #BetterThanHamptons #BetterThanGreyMafia
Show thread🇨🇦️Dracula🍁Jul 16
@weirdestate A person would need a piece of #14 welder's glass to look at that in person. 😵‍💫
Show threadner3yJul 16
@weirdestate beautiful
Show threadrobtherunt🌱💚Jul 16
@weirdestate
I have to say that I think the place is great, just the decor needs some adjustments. Has much more soul than modern interpretations of glass pavilions.
Show threadBasilJul 16
@weirdestate @patrickhadfield Wasn’t there a 90s computer game where you’d walk through rooms like that and shoot nazi’s or something? It really reminds me of that game, don’t remember the name though. 😆
Show threadDavid 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️NB they/themJul 16
@weirdestate When someone goes overboard with customizing the Windows 95 maze screensaver.
Show threadExameterJul 16
@weirdestate this is like a scene from Anthony of The Killer…
Show threadTheStrangelet Jul 16
@weirdestate Love it. Not a white shiplap accent wall in sight. Why are we so boring now.
Show threadWesJul 16
@weirdestate "We're gonna party like it's 1979".....😅Actually, I like it, especially this room. But, I'm a weirdo 🤪
Show threadkolyaJul 16
@weirdestate I mean yeah, but you chose the worst pictures. This doesn't look so bad.
Show threadJPJul 17
@weirdestate built in minecraft more like.
Show threadPomegranate Pirate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️Jul 19
@weirdestate I really really would love to see how it looked/felt furnished. Love the super uppity happy sun wallpaper in the kitchen.