Ok, who farted
Tha e air a bhith na latha fada. Agus bha e suas uair a thìde nas tràithe na an àbhaist. Fichead 's a seachd cilemeatair agus trì tursan fliuch.
Chan eil mi a' cluinntinn ach srann.
It was a been a long day. He was up an hour earlier than usual. Ran 27k and had three wettings.
All I can hear is snoring