Well, it happened: We crammed our way into a crowded intercity train and someone was like WOW IT’S ODIN FROM MASTODON
It astounds me that I routinely post photos that look like they must be perspective tricks (that is a normal human adult loveseat couch) and people still say “he’s bigger than I thought” when they see my tiny baby in real life
@0xabad1dea large man, there he is

@0xabad1dea Perhaps the regular human mind just isn’t capable of perceiving the pure size of fluffball that is Odin.

I’d probably do the same, honestly.

@0xabad1dea do you know how tall they are? And curiously, does the height changes between sitting and standing on all fours?

@mdione oh there’s quite a big difference. Standing normally, he’s not particularly high, because his legs aren’t that long compared to his nose-to-tail length. But I can touch his head while we’re walking next to each other without bending down.

Sitting upright, his head is above my waist.

Standing like people, his paws are on my shoulders and his nose is up by my forehead. (I’m 5’9” / 175cm)

@0xabad1dea OK, they're probably taller than my younguest!
@0xabad1dea @mdione Then Odin is probably taller than me! I always wanted to be enveloped by an oversized dog hug
@0xabad1dea @mdione LOL... He makes you look much shorter.
@0xabad1dea @mdione OMG if he did that to me, I'd disappear and probably suffocate! He's utterly gorgeous though 😍😂
@0xabad1dea maybe add banana for scale
@0xabad1dea How about tee-shirts with a photo of the hairy wonder with "It's Odin from Mastodon!" written on it.
@0xabad1dea i think what would shock me more is to learn that he's not in a permanent state of slight upset like his face seems to indicate
@hannah he was begging for bacon in this picture. I would characterize his default emotions as being “sleepy” followed by “polite, quiet befuddlement”
@0xabad1dea I've seen exactly two dogs larger than him in my entire time on this planet, and they were unnatural mountains of dog, so it's not that surprising to me that most people don't realize just how big dogs can get. (The bigger of the two was ~350lbs/160kg and didn't appear to be particularly overweight, it was straight up the size of a small horse)
@becomethewaifu @0xabad1dea the last time i saw a massive dog with my wife, i wanna say a great dane, i was like "oh look it's a barking pony"
@0xabad1dea I will admit I have a hard time looking at that picture and not trying to figure out the camera trick. Because otherwise that is an absurdly massive dog.
@0xabad1dea An uncle had a Newfoundland dog, and it would put his front paws on my shoulder and look me in the eyes, asking for attention. I am tall. It made me appreciate how big it was. Very loveable as well. :)
@0xabad1dea such a nice fluffy cuddly lapdog... Soooo cute...

@0xabad1dea
Well, I guess it's just difficult to comprehend how something so cute and fluffy can be that big!

(I, too, was secretly hoping for a chance encounter with Odin when we were in Amsterdam this April - extremely unlikely as it was though, given we only had two ours in the overtourism zone near the central station.)

@0xabad1dea Odin’s offsetting all the online people I’ve met offline over the years who said “you’re shorter than I expected” :)
@0xabad1dea THE MOST FAMOUS DOG ON THE TRAIN!
@0xabad1dea Odin is a celebrity!! 
@wasabi @0xabad1dea he needs adding to "Famous Newfoundlands" on Wikipedia
@0xabad1dea my wife saw a big dog the other day and said “wait is that Odin from mastodon?” 😂.

@wylan
I saw a giant black dog at Keukenhoff this spring and thought the same.

@0xabad1dea @drwho

@0xabad1dea I hope the fame doesn't go to his head.

@woe2you @0xabad1dea meh, there's room

(not cause it's empty, cause it's so large)

@0xabad1dea brings a smile to my face. Thank you!
@0xabad1dea I wonder if I would actually do that were I in the same situation
@me you specifically I’d kind of expect to pass out from excitement 😂
@me @0xabad1dea
Was on a festival years back with some friends and we encountered a streamer/author/tabletop RPG GM - was at most a hundred meters - who wasn't not noticeable due to their bright colored hair.
Acknowledged their presence, and kept the encounter at a distance. They were there for the event, and we were delighted to see a public figure at that event. Never crossed paths again.
@AliveDevil @0xabad1dea yeah my approach to celebrities is "enough people bother them already, let's not add to it" (exception: Deviant Ollam because I've got his express permission), but also consider: Odin! Newfie! Puppy! Floof! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
@me
Yeah, being decent might be a challenge, when encountering adorable Odin.
@0xabad1dea This proves that you can in fact become an internet celebrity on this platform.
@toroidalcore @0xabad1dea ...*if* you're a particularly photogenic dog! ;)
@toroidalcore @0xabad1dea at least if you're a dog
@oblomov @toroidalcore @0xabad1dea on the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
@DrHyde @oblomov @toroidalcore @0xabad1dea unless you post selfies then everyone knows and loves you even more
@DrHyde @oblomov @toroidalcore @0xabad1dea Odin does not adhere to this view. He wants everyone on the internet to know he is a dog.
@0xabad1dea @briankrebs Poor Maddie doesn’t leave our house, so she doesn’t get to meet her fans.
@0xabad1dea I love that for him
The noble title suits him. Print a certificate from this!
@0xabad1dea you should immediately release an Odincoin to his adoring fans!
@0xabad1dea I was on vacation in Montreal and saw @evan walking around. I didn't run up for an autograph, but I thought hard about it.
@0xabad1dea ​ Implausibly Large Puppy Containment Breach 
@0xabad1dea to be fair if someone from Mastodon was going to recognise you anywhere, it would be public transit
@0xabad1dea In the Netherlands, I would be on the lookout 😄

@0xabad1dea I once had the thought that of the mastodon folk I would recognise IRL it would be Odin.

Strange how reality is stranger than imagination and it has actually happened!

@0xabad1dea

Every time I am in The Netherlands I am on Odin watch. So far no luck, but one day I will be That Guy.

@0xabad1dea ngl the tiny tiny chance of bumping into Odin is a very real reason I want to come to Amsterdam soon
@0xabad1dea Oh wow. I thought I was on a secret little site 😃
@0xabad1dea oh to be in a country where someone on a train even *knows* what Mastodon is!
@sheislaurence @0xabad1dea oh to be in a country with trains