Mike Shewardit may look cute but the boeing 787 only does this when distressed
cR0w@cR0w hence the no boop cone
musing_sys🇨🇦@SecureOwl @cR0w I’m sure that’ll buff right out
JennyFluff 
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jiub 
@SecureOwl blame homer simpson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvO0o0lQhBE
The Simpsons - Homer pretends to be a pilot
Gwen the priDEMONth Fops 
@SecureOwl eepy lil plane
rootile@SecureOwl flugzeug müde, flugzeug schlafen
Tyler K. Nothing@SecureOwl @luana Ooof. Reminds me of when my knee went out and it was replaced.
Rob van Vliet@SecureOwl Not the first time. Operator puts pin in wrong hole.
AAIB Report: Boeing 787-8, Inadvertent nose landing gear retraction whilst parked on stand, London Heathrow Airport
During preparation for a cargo flight at Heathrow Airport, the nose of a Boeing 787-8 (G-ZBJB) struck the ground, causing significant damage to the front of the aircraft, 18 June 2021.
Wilfried KlaebeOver three years ago. Did they not install some warning stickers yet?
draeath@wonka @robvliet @SecureOwl I'm surprised they don't have any kind of mechanical impingement to prevent this when under load!
newline || \n || 64163@SecureOwl That not only looks cute but also very expensive
propapanda 
"The horizon on this plane looking kinda weird today..."
ℂ𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖@panda @SecureOwl "just apply a little aft trim..."
ian
Petey P. Twelve@SecureOwl nono, this is a "play bow"! You should throw a stick or something.
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
SwiftOnSecurity (@[email protected])
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Herr TurTur
Billy O'Neal
Charles A-M@malwareminigun @SecureOwl looks like the front fell off
@Centretowner @SecureOwl That's 'WHAT' rather than 'HOW'
Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off
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Ed Davies@malwareminigun @SecureOwl My guess: somebody forgot to insert the downlock pin or inserted it in the wrong hole then the same or another somebody operated the undercarriage lever for diagnostic purposes on the assumption that the pin was in.
Nikhil 🐧
Lufthansa-Flugzeug bricht zusammen in Frankfurt
JorisBohnsonPM🇬🇧🇺🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸Wow - a bunch of ground crew were lucky that day, I imagine new underwear was necessary especially for the guy near the nose gear
Not the only occurrence on the 787 !
(Best stick to Airbus)
AlexandWhat you are told: “Ladies and Gentlemen, boarding for Shanghai will be delayed about an hour as we wait for passengers to deplane and maintenance to prepare the plane for your flight.”
HarryMuttBoeing is making progress. Their planes are breaking down already before taking off, not killing everybody on board, although this one still tried. Lesson: Don't come too close to any of them. Leave them alone, or they'll become aggressive...
Riku Voipio@HarryMutt @SecureOwl This Boeing Ain't going
Cybarbie@SecureOwl No it's not its fine. It's just tired. It's pining for the fjords.
David Bruchmannpropably it's already jumping happy around again!
Paco Hope@SecureOwl “TRAVELLING gear! I told you to put away your travelling gear!”
Juustoperse@SecureOwl If a Boeing trips on the ground in the Airport, but nobody is around to listen, does it make a Boeing? #badpuns
Chlamydia 
@SecureOwl good puppy 
Hanneke@SecureOwl @ShadowJonathan that’s why it’s getting headpats
klennt@SecureOwl In Germany we call this "Tief(f)lieger".
Peter 🦈
Adriano@33dBm @SecureOwl "If the nose starts pointing towards ground when landed you are having a bad problem and you will not go to air today" https://xkcd.com/1133/
Carolyn@33dBm @SecureOwl Lucky it didn’t happen when they were landing.
@SecureOwl I thought it fell to the ground to have a temper tantrum.
Ray McCarthy@SecureOwl Ah, the Boing 787.
John Burns
AlisonW@SecureOwl
You'd expect there to be a lockout stopping retraction if it's under compression.
You'd expect there to be a lockout stopping retraction if it's under compression.
Kilovatio Zumbamocos@SecureOwl
It's dreaming. 787 are notoriously sleepy.
It's dreaming. 787 are notoriously sleepy.
Allgeier@SecureOwl
Plonk.
Plonk.
🅱️eisbolCards"Come on, it was just chasing a squirrel, nothing to see here..."
Greg Brooks@SecureOwl The front fell off, it would seem.
@SecureOwl This happened because they ran out of Credits for Copilot Tokens. #NOAIINPLANES
Maria Langer | 📝🛥️💎@SecureOwl @rpmik It's better that it did it there than on landing or takeoff.
@SecureOwl "I'm tired, boss"
bitsavers.orgThe "new" Boing Boing aircraft for the win!
Reed Mideke@SecureOwl Lufthansa? More like Luftired!
Oliver VanderbIt's more like Groundhansa. Or Bodenhansa.
Patrick@SecureOwl that’s also my nightmare when changing tyres.
Hey Gus@SecureOwl PANIC SPLOOT
FoolishOwl@SecureOwl Definitely bad news. Definitely not the worst time to hear it.
grob (teeth era) 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@SecureOwl Can't decide between "Boeing's gonna boeing" and "Et tu, Dreamliner?"
Al & Val's Modern Homesteading@SecureOwl "Now with WALK OFF service! ONLY from BOEING!" From the people that brought you the 737 Bus. If it don't fly, it's us in the sky!