Mike Sheward

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Author of Digital Forensic/Pen Test/Blue Team Diaries, Hands-on Incident Response and Digital Forensics & Security Operations in Practice! (he/him) #infosec #DFIR #BlueTeam #Pentesting
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Mike Sheward3h ago
ACARS Drama3h ago

Air to Ground Message:

CURRENTLY HOLDING FOR FIREWORKS IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT

Area: Washington DC, USA
Type: Airbus A321
A: #a4a6c611c4e
F: #fa4ca1653ea

#acars #vdlm2

Mike Sheward3h ago
pse sent a customer satisfaction survey so i answered every question with this
Mike Sheward4h ago
ACARS Drama4h ago

Air to Ground Message:

GOOD EVENING WE HAVE A DISRUPTIVE PAX COUPLE FIGHTING WORKING ON SEAT NUMBERS

Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A321neo
A: #aaca0706c80
F: #f4db90633b7

#acars #vdlm2

Show threadMike Sheward7h ago
Back home now and chillin' after scaring the crap out of us this morning
Mike Sheward7h ago
Show threadChilly  đź›ˇď¸Ź  7h ago
I blame @SecureOwl
Mike Sheward7h ago
ACARS Drama7h ago

Air to Ground Message:

WELL FIRST 1 IS THE BEST XMAS MOVIE EVA WE WILL GET BACK TO U ON TRUDEAU IN 54MINS. LOL

Area: Portland, OR, USA
A: #ad2f5dad534
F: #f8607588b8d

#acars #vdlm2

Mike Sheward10h ago
ACARS Drama10h ago

Air to Ground Message:

ATC SAID EXPECT AN HOUR OF HOLDING

Area: Virginia, USA
Type: Airbus A321neo
A: #a550bc97da6
F: #f7b0370b6f5

#acars #vdlm2

Mike Sheward11h ago
Show threadImpeach||GTFO 11h ago
@SecureOwl thank you for calling the cable crimes reporting hotline. Please listen closely because our menu options have changed. For network topology, please press 1. For physical damage, please press 2. For stacked adapters, please press 3. For electrical and fire code violations, please press 4. For wrong colored wires, please press 5. For standards that were declared extinct in the 1900s, press 6. For all other issues, please remain on the line and an agent will assist you. Please note that we are receiving a higher than normal call volume, so wait times may be long. Instead of waiting, you can request a callback.
Show threadMike Sheward11h ago

Well, some good news it seems: the vet believes it to be vestibular disease - rather than a seizure.

shes resting up a bit, will get some blood work etc, and assuming all good there i will take her home with some meds.

that’s crazy stuff. came out of nowhere, but it seems the only lasting damage will be to my wallet.

Show threadMike Sheward11h ago

Still waiting on an official update from the doctor but word is she has stopped seizing and is resting now, so that is positive.

Side note: i am completely distracted by the lighting cable to usb-c female, to usb-c right angle to usb-a contraption on the back of the vet’s workstation in the room i’m in.

is there some sort of hotline for reporting cable crimes?