SwiftOnSecurity

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computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay
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My top two angels I'd let hit (my geofront)
You know those Brother laser printers everyone tells you to buy? This one is 7 years old, has been in bubble wrap in storage for two years, and I've never touched the toner. Today I unwrapped it, plugged it in, and immediately printed 4 pages from my phone lol.
https://www.theverge.com/tech/641940/best-printer-2025-just-buy-a-brother-laser-printer-middle-finger-in-the-air
they pavloving Microsoft employees dawg
How your email finds me
My rule is you always wear pants in the room with your company laptop

Wait what. "Atomic bombs before the discovery of fission"
https://doomsdaymachines.net/p/strange-even-to-the-men-who-used

by @wellerstein.bsky.social

"What are you doing step-bro?"

"Studying the blade. You are not my blood I owe you nothing. Extricate yourself from the washing machine alone."

Playboy, June 1994, Confessions of an Internet Junkie, by J.C. Herz

"In the future, everyone will have his own news group."