If someone comes to me today preaching about “post-quantum” security issues, I’ll remind them of the current state of security: the npm ecosystem gets abused daily, CI pipelines run left and right with full access to cloud services, so-called security devices like F5 and Ivanti are exposed (and compromised) to the internet, mailboxes get compromised just to change an IBAN in a PDF, and a simple phone call is still enough to get someone to hand over an MFA code.

But yes, by all means, let’s focus on post-quantum threats while handing AI tools SSH access like it’s a feature, not a confession.

#cybersecurity #stateoftheworld

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A friend of mine just said she was curious about her university's new CIO, so she searched for his CV, resume, etc., work history, or whatever. Then she kept searching Then she searched more. Then she used AI. After a few hours she came to the conclusion that he has no meaningful digital footprint, she can't find any CV or resume, can't find employment dates even for the couple of jobs where some evidence exists for his employment, can't find any reference to his dissertation (reportedly from Texas A&M in computer science), no reference to his dates of attendance at that university or his date of graduation... basically nothing.

Working at a university, making six figure, and no CV? That's just weird. Universities often make their admin candidates' CVs available to the faculty for review, but apparently his doesn't exist. Okay.

#mystery #academia #professor #highered #wtf

Valve: “We need a credit card on file to prove you’re 18”

Me: “My account is 23 years old”

Valve: “That just proves your account is old”

Me: “A credit card just proves you know someone with a credit card”

RE: https://fediscience.org/@snakemake/116295568336688286

This is a big step forward: The SLURM plugin for Snakemake now supports so-called job arrays. These are cluster jobs, with ~ equal resource requirements in terms of memory and compute resources.

The change in itself was big: The purpose of a workflow system is to make use of the vast resources of an HPC cluster. Hence, jobs are submitted to run concurrently. However, for a job array, we have to "wait" for all eligible jobs to be ready. And then we submit.

To preserve concurrent execution of other jobs which are ready to be executed, a thread pool has been introduced. In itself, I do not see job arrays as such a big feature: The LSF system profited much more from arrays than the rather lean SLURM implementation does.

BUT: the new code base will ease further development to pooling many shared memory tasks (applications which support no parallel execution or are confined to one computer by "only" supporting threading). Until then, there is more work to do.

#HPC #SLURM #Snakemake #SnakemakeHackathon2026 #ReproducibleComputing #OpenScience