In the beginning was the word
And the bird was the word
And lo, everybody heard about the bird
And the bird bird bird, it was the word
And the bird was with god

Amen

Supposedly the #MAGA faithful are performing baptisms at the “state fair.”

I got a copy of the baptismal vows.

Celebrant: Will you continue in the republicans’ teaching and sponsorship, in the hating of immigrants, and in the hypocrisy?
People: I will, with #Trump’s help.

Celebrant: Will you persevere in resisting learning, and, whenever you fall into knowledge, repent and return to Fox News?
People: I will, with Trump’s help.

Celebrant: Will you proclaim by word and example the mindless avoidance of public health measures like vaccines?
People: I will, with Trump’s help.

Celebrant: Will you seek and serve MAGA in all persons, loving only straight white people like yourself?
People: I will, with Trump’s help.

Celebrant: Will you strive for injustice and war among people, and disrespect the dignity of most human beings?
People: I will, with Trump’s help.

#uspol #uspolitics #politics

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You've been stabbed through the guts and blood is spewing out. Can I help you?

No.

You've fallen down 2 flights of stairs. Can I help you?

No.

You've been shot by 5 arrows at point blank range. Can I help you?

No.

You've fallen off your horse with all these open wounds. Can I help you?

💀

#KungFuSat

Perhaps this could have been titled The world's most stubborn swordsman.

#KungFuSat

I guess these red shirts don't know their boss is dead? Shouldn't they be running for the money, not killing this already dead hero?

#KungFuSat

Somebody failed a spot check.

#KungFuSat