Mastodawn

I am going to once again clarify that a) this is an independent third party tracker b) it tracks ten subsystems and overlays all incidents on one timeline to arrive at the sub-90% overall reliability; it does not mean that the github site is just completely dead 10% of the time.

I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever

I'll assume the half of these that I can't actually read because they use the "only visible to people logged in to bluesky" toggle are all, to the last, the same "two nines" reply 😂

GIRL I GOT MORE NINES THAN GITHUB

KIP/JΛYCHØU ⁂

Apr 2

@0xabad1dea TopOfTheFedi

Misty Apr 2

@0xabad1dea Congrats / condolences

@misty no one’s been unhinged at me at least, I’ve just gotten the same joke reply dozens of times

a wandering happenstance Apr 2

@0xabad1dea … nice?

Sham 🏳️‍🌈Apr 2

@0xabad1dea that reply number tho. nice.

The Orange Theme Apr 2

@0xabad1dea Nice

Timo the timo Apr 2

@0xabad1dea say it with me, "sixty nines, duuuuude!"

nice!

@0xabad1dea ni[cn]e

@0xabad1dea little endian don’t count.

Joacim Jacobsson Apr 9

@0xabad1dea In Trumps voice: "I have the most nines. The best nines. The greatest nines the world has ever seen."

@0xabad1dea only 99.999% of them

gaytabase Apr 2

@0xabad1dea see, this is what happens when you post about not-odin

@0xabad1dea "Local dog owner DOSes Github to defuse social media joke, news at 11"

Cysio

Apr 2

@ratsnakegames ah, so you too follow @0xabad1dea for the right reasons

@me @0xabad1dea i follow her for the Teto pfp

gudenau Apr 2

@0xabad1dea I started typing that and decided to not send it.

Kraftwerk-Das Model Collapse Apr 2

@0xabad1dea we all know there are two nines in strawberry

Nicolas Dandrimont Apr 2

@0xabad1dea thankfully mastodon fetching replies will solve this issue forever.

*checks notes*

Ah, no, turns out people can't just wait 10 seconds for responses to load before sending an obvious joke reply.

Nagaram Apr 2

@0xabad1dea
I was going to make that joke as well, but I figured it's already happened once or twice

Natanael, Tech janitor Apr 2

Leading question

Tony Petrangelo Apr 2

@0xabad1dea oh shit, I didn’t know the first number had to be a nine, this changes everything!

Graham Sutherland / Polynomial Apr 2

@0xabad1dea presumably alongside a lot of "but there are still four nines in total in the picture"

Icil Apr 2

@0xabad1dea @gsuberland

I didn't even notice those two at the top. You're telling me I could have been even more of a tar pit?

Mx Rey 💜 🏳️‍⚧️Apr 2

@0xabad1dea I mentioned this development to my partner, and quickly afterwards said "don't say there's two nines in that number"

they said "of course, I know how nines work. I'm just glad $WORK hosts our own stuff."

I love them so much

Rob Landley Apr 2

@0xabad1dea Nine fives of uptime!

Space Hobo Apr 2

@0xabad1dea Every one of them a potential reader.

IAG Apr 3

@0xabad1dea shit I'm not original at all huh

Ölbaum Apr 3

@0xabad1dea In that case, I have infinite nines. For example, this month, I had 42% uptime. That’s equal to 41.999999999…%. Infinite nines.

Sandro

Apr 7

@0xabad1dea you forgot leading 😅

Dimitri Bouniol Apr 2

@0xabad1dea I mean, it also doesn’t _not_ say that 😛

наб Apr 2

@0xabad1dea sure as hell feels like it though

🇺🇦 Anna Filina Apr 2

@0xabad1dea It's still a good overview of the end user experience.

When I try to merge a PR, I need several other services to work correctly, so when one is down, I still can't do anything properly. A bit like if my keyborad is broken, a working screen isn't very useful.

Roger BW 😷Apr 2

@0xabad1dea Codeberg can't manage that, even with all the DDoSes!

jbaggs Apr 2

@0xabad1dea This is why I'm migrating to hub hub.

David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)Apr 2

@0xabad1dea

There are two nines in their uptime number!

No one said they had to be leading digits…

Enjoying Kink Apr 2

@david_chisnall @0xabad1dea Just my thought...

Xarn Apr 3

@david_chisnall they will eventually get to leading 9 again.

Nobody says that it has to be a double digit number :-P

Thepi Apr 2

@0xabad1dea aw hell yeah zero nines

Paul Komkoff Apr 2

Nine fives?

certified not computer toucher aetios Apr 2

@0xabad1dea i see two nines here, we can do better microsoft

67%!!!!

trenchworms Apr 2

@0xabad1dea my self-hosted gitea has a higher uptime lmao

@trenchworms @0xabad1dea same

tootbrute Apr 2

@0xabad1dea 10x shitty. Ai is the future.

mathieui Apr 2

@0xabad1dea Maybe github management counts that as "two nines"'?

Michael Simons Apr 2

@0xabad1dea There's still two 9s in there. Depending on what or who that is counting, that is probably just fine.

HTPC NZ Apr 2

@0xabad1dea copilot is flying it straight in to a cliff face...

sobkas Apr 2

@0xabad1dea waiting for 0.99999% reliability, see there are five of them and this is where it counts

Dave Apr 2

@0xabad1dea there are 2 nines in there, I don't see the issue :P

Raphaël V Apr 2

@0xabad1dea Thank goodness GitHub is just a popular code repository, and not something anyone would treat as an essential piece of infrastructure in their software provisioning, integration, distribution or whatever process.

andromeda 🌌Apr 2

@0xabad1dea i dunno, i see two nines right there :3

Mind of Frankestein Apr 2

@0xabad1dea That's like when GE merged with Bell Atlantic, and we got the worst quality of service paired with the lowest reliability provider. Just getting dial tone was a crap shoot...

James Henstridge Apr 2

@0xabad1dea sure, if you're going to be a stick in the mud and only count nines at the start of the number.

If you get rid of that restriction, they've still got two nines.

Natalie

Apr 2

@jamesh @0xabad1dea the method of counting reliability by nines is intended to convey its distance to 100% reliability so yes that is what were doing