abadideaIT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
I am going to once again clarify that a) this is an independent third party tracker b) it tracks ten subsystems and overlays all incidents on one timeline to arrive at the sub-90% overall reliability; it does not mean that the github site is just completely dead 10% of the time.
I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
I'll assume the half of these that I can't actually read because they use the "only visible to people logged in to bluesky" toggle are all, to the last, the same "two nines" reply 😂
KIP/JΛYCHØU ⁂ 
Misty@0xabad1dea Congrats / condolences
a wandering happenstance
Sham 🏳️🌈@0xabad1dea that reply number tho. nice.
The Orange Theme
Timo the timo@0xabad1dea say it with me, "sixty nines, duuuuude!"
nice!
Ratsnake Games 🔞@0xabad1dea only 99.999% of them
gaytabase@0xabad1dea see, this is what happens when you post about not-odin
@0xabad1dea "Local dog owner DOSes Github to defuse social media joke, news at 11"
Cysio 
@ratsnakegames ah, so you too follow @0xabad1dea for the right reasons
@me @0xabad1dea i follow her for the Teto pfp
gudenau@0xabad1dea I started typing that and decided to not send it.
Kraftwerk-Das Model Collapse@0xabad1dea we all know there are two nines in strawberry
Nicolas Dandrimont@0xabad1dea thankfully mastodon fetching replies will solve this issue forever.
*checks notes*
Ah, no, turns out people can't just wait 10 seconds for responses to load before sending an obvious joke reply.
Nagaram@0xabad1dea
I was going to make that joke as well, but I figured it's already happened once or twice
I was going to make that joke as well, but I figured it's already happened once or twice
Natanael, Tech janitorLeading question
Tony Petrangelo@0xabad1dea oh shit, I didn’t know the first number had to be a nine, this changes everything!
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@0xabad1dea presumably alongside a lot of "but there are still four nines in total in the picture"
IcilI didn't even notice those two at the top. You're telling me I could have been even more of a tar pit?
jimfl
Mx Rey (Fuck ICE) 💜 🏳️⚧️@0xabad1dea I mentioned this development to my partner, and quickly afterwards said "don't say there's two nines in that number"
they said "of course, I know how nines work. I'm just glad $WORK hosts our own stuff."
I love them so much
Rob Landley@0xabad1dea Nine fives of uptime!
Space Hobo
Dimitri Bouniol@0xabad1dea I mean, it also doesn’t _not_ say that 😛
наб@0xabad1dea sure as hell feels like it though
🇺🇦 Anna Filina@0xabad1dea It's still a good overview of the end user experience.
When I try to merge a PR, I need several other services to work correctly, so when one is down, I still can't do anything properly. A bit like if my keyborad is broken, a working screen isn't very useful.
The Psychotic Network Ferret@0xabad1dea They say schadenfreude is an ugly emotion, but I just cannot help myself. I experience joy when Microsoft fails. It gives me hope that maybe, just maybe this world can correct some of our mistakes.
Puppygames@nuintari @0xabad1dea this is the Gaia hypothesis in action. Eventually the world turns on us and destroys our meaningless works and renders our triumphs as meaningless dust :)
Arcadiagt5@nuintari @0xabad1dea @luciedigitalni Plus, if you can cook, you can have pie! https://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/26/how-to-make-a-schadenfreude-pie/
Roger BW 😷@0xabad1dea Cadeberg can't manage that, even with all the DDoSes!
God Emperor of Mastodon@RogerBW @0xabad1dea you're not cloud scale unless you're at 0 9s
jbaggs@0xabad1dea This is why I'm migrating to hub hub.
David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)
Enjoying Kink@david_chisnall @0xabad1dea Just my thought...
Thepi@0xabad1dea aw hell yeah zero nines
HellPie@0xabad1dea they can't gain three-9s through 99.9% so they are now course-correcting to three-9s through 89.99%
Paul KomkoffNine fives?
🔻 aetios 🇪🇺@0xabad1dea i see two nines here, we can do better microsoft
67%!!!!
Dragoniff@0xabad1dea God bless Microsoft
trenchworms@0xabad1dea my self-hosted gitea has a higher uptime lmao
datarama@0xabad1dea Hey, I count two nines.
tootbrute@0xabad1dea 10x shitty. Ai is the future.
mathieui@0xabad1dea Maybe github management counts that as "two nines"'?
Aria <3 
Michael Simons@0xabad1dea There's still two 9s in there. Depending on what or who that is counting, that is probably just fine.
HTPC NZ@0xabad1dea copilot is flying it straight in to a cliff face...
sobkas@0xabad1dea waiting for 0.99999% reliability, see there are five of them and this is where it counts
Dave@0xabad1dea there are 2 nines in there, I don't see the issue :P
Raphaël V@0xabad1dea Thank goodness GitHub is just a popular code repository, and not something anyone would treat as an essential piece of infrastructure in their software provisioning, integration, distribution or whatever process.
andromeda 🌌@0xabad1dea i dunno, i see two nines right there :3
Mind of Frankestein@0xabad1dea That's like when GE merged with Bell Atlantic, and we got the worst quality of service paired with the lowest reliability provider. Just getting dial tone was a crap shoot...