Ratsnake Games πŸ”ž

@ratsnakegames
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Programmer, hobby gamedev, train nerd, cyclist. Currently writing interactive queer maid BDSM erotica.

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Websitehttps://ratsnakegames.itch.io
Pronounsshe/her, i guess
LanguagesEN, DE, Java, GDScript
TypewriterErika 155
Having one of my "i don't really enjoy video games" phases atm
i'm becoming the horse jortsler

i wish i had a maid to sew for me, though.

"Wait, aren't you a maid?"

shut up! maids can have maids! It's called "being gay"! Look it up!

After Amazon told me they'd refund my old sewing machine and they didn't even want the piece of garbage back, I am now waiting for my new sewing machine. This one is from a reputable brand! It has actual speed control (instead of a rocker switch that toggles between "too fast" and "way too fast" while locking out the pedal) and, allegedly, has a buttonhole sewing mode that actually *works*! Is there anything technology can't do?
Parcel tracking websites should have a button that gives the delivery car a little nitro boost

#ScribesAndMakers 26/2: Do you abandon creative projects? If so, how do determine when to abandon them?

I have a gazillion abandoned game ideas on my hard drive and several code hosting platforms. Most of them die because I ran out of patience, not because of conscious decisions.

#WritersCoffeeClub 26/2: Does your current WIP have an antagonist? Why or why not?

No. Trying to shoehorn villains into smutty romance is how you end up with Mr Linc from Fifty Shades.

#CollaredMaid is about two or three dorks having hot kinky sesbian lex, not about defeating the evil person.

plan: train our LLM on the entire internet

expectation: it will absorb the combined knowledge of all of humanity and gain full sentience

reality: our training corpus included the fediverse. CVE: RCE via keysmashing lesbians offering the LLM a blΓ₯haj.

okay I did not have β€œa linux kernel developer gets his AI gf stolen by a passing transbian in his IRC channel and also she comes out as trans” on any bingo cards

jesus fucking christ can someone please phone God and ask her to pull the plug on this whole simulation I can’t even anymore