Michael Simons

@rotnroll666
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👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

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Bloghttps://info.michael-simons.eu
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Sporthttps://biking.michael-simons.eu
Michael Simons1h ago
Kris3h ago

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/iran-threatens-complete-and-utter-annihilation-of-openais-usd30b-stargate-ai-data-center-in-abu-dhabi-regime-posts-video-with-satellite-imagery-of-chatgpt-makers-premier-1gw-data-center

„Iran beendet den AI Boom“ hatte ich nicht auf dem 2026 Bingo.

Iran threatens ‘complete and utter annihilation’ of OpenAI's $30B Stargate AI data center in Abu Dhabi — regime posts video with satellite imagery of ChatGPT-maker's premier 1GW data center

Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) issued this specific threat in a video update.

Tom's Hardware
Michael Simons1h ago

*Sigh

Shading libraries, ok.

But if you do and don't leave me a way out of being forced onto the shaded dep, please release more often than once a year :(

Michael Simons1h ago
Tilton Raccoon18h ago
This comment sums up why I’m so tired of programming in 2026 pretty well
Michael Simons16h ago
Show threadDerTeckelAnSich16h ago
@rotnroll666
Dieser von Bild, Welt und den C-Parteien angezettelte Grünen-Hass schadet dem Land bis auf die kommunale Ebene. 🤦‍♂️
Michael Simons16h ago
Aachen so dumm. Statt Schwarz-Grün soll allen ernstes CDU/SPD/FDP/Volt im Rat versucht werden. Das wird heiter.
Show threadMichael Simons16h ago

Wenn ich schon mal in der Nähe eines Imbiss mit Insta-Fam wohne und einen 30km Slow-Long #run in den Beinen habe, kann ich mir auch einen #Taxiteller gönnen, diesmal nicht vegan. Bissi obszön und gottlos, aber ausgesprochen lecker. Nikolaus Grill in #Eschweiler.

#running #fuel #denKardiologenFreuts

Michael Simons21h ago
Show threadArjan Boltjes21h ago

@ascentale @bikenite
Thanks to Michael for the link to #cyclepunks for the socks.

https://mastodon.social/@rotnroll666/116188287317923032

Michael Simons1d ago
Dr Johnny Blanchard1d ago
My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't
Michael Simons1d ago

Ok. I thought setting view on LinkedIn to "newest" and not to "force feed me AI" would make things better, but now I get AI generated "He is risen" easter pictures.

Bloddy hell.

Michael Simons1d ago
Show threadFelicitas Pojtinger 🌅2d ago
I've said it before an I'll say it again: This entire project of identity verification with Apple/Google-account bound mobile devices is going to lead the continent down a dark, dark path into full technological submission to the US