abadideaIT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply โbut there are still two nines in that number,โ forever
I'll assume the half of these that I can't actually read because they use the "only visible to people logged in to bluesky" toggle are all, to the last, the same "two nines" reply ๐
KIP/JฮYCHรU โ 
Misty@0xabad1dea Congrats / condolences
a wandering happenstance
Sham ๐ณ๏ธโ๐@0xabad1dea that reply number tho. nice.
The Orange Theme
Timo the timo@0xabad1dea say it with me, "sixty nines, duuuuude!"
nice!
Ratsnake Games ๐@0xabad1dea only 99.999% of them
gaytabase@0xabad1dea see, this is what happens when you post about not-odin
@0xabad1dea "Local dog owner DOSes Github to defuse social media joke, news at 11"
Cysio 
โ@ratsnakegames ah, so you too follow @0xabad1dea for the right reasons
@me @0xabad1dea i follow her for the Teto pfp
gudenau@0xabad1dea I started typing that and decided to not send it.
Kraftwerk-Das Model Collapse@0xabad1dea we all know there are two nines in strawberry
Nicolas Dandrimont@0xabad1dea thankfully mastodon fetching replies will solve this issue forever.
*checks notes*
Ah, no, turns out people can't just wait 10 seconds for responses to load before sending an obvious joke reply.
Nagaram@0xabad1dea
I was going to make that joke as well, but I figured it's already happened once or twice
I was going to make that joke as well, but I figured it's already happened once or twice
Natanael, Tech janitorLeading question
Tony Petrangelo@0xabad1dea oh shit, I didnโt know the first number had to be a nine, this changes everything!
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@0xabad1dea presumably alongside a lot of "but there are still four nines in total in the picture"
IcilI didn't even notice those two at the top. You're telling me I could have been even more of a tar pit?
jimfl
Mx Rey (Fuck ICE) ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ@0xabad1dea I mentioned this development to my partner, and quickly afterwards said "don't say there's two nines in that number"
they said "of course, I know how nines work. I'm just glad $WORK hosts our own stuff."
I love them so much
Rob Landley@0xabad1dea Nine fives of uptime!
Space Hobo