I am going to once again clarify that a) this is an independent third party tracker b) it tracks ten subsystems and overlays all incidents on one timeline to arrive at the sub-90% overall reliability; it does not mean that the github site is just completely dead 10% of the time.

I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever

@0xabad1dea presumably alongside a lot of "but there are still four nines in total in the picture"