Bryan L. Fordham
Amerigo BenaseraI don't mean to be unkind, but if there *are* any teenagers wandering about saying they're going to be the Archbishop of Canterbury, they need to be in secure care.
'Teenage me could not have imagined this' says first female Archbishop of Canterbury
Maybe I should be the Archbishop of Canterbury
ArchLinuxbishop of Canterbury - is that anything?
Matt@TheBreadmonkey Archbishop of Pizza Express Woking
calcius@TheBreadmonkey
it sounds like a dodgy deodorant :D
it sounds like a dodgy deodorant :D
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur@TheBreadmonkey
ArchLinux Bishop of Canterbury, being fully customizable, Ben, offers too many options for me.
ArchLinux Bishop of Canterbury, being fully customizable, Ben, offers too many options for me.
Ken Butler@TheBreadmonkey ArchLinuxBishop of Ubuntubury.
🐙ptoothfish🐙@nxskok @TheBreadmonkey Archbish of Banterbury innit
@ptoothfish @TheBreadmonkey innit.
I read your handle as photobooth. Do I have to wait 5 minutes for a reply to appear in the slot?
@nxskok @TheBreadmonkey It’s all digital now just add your email address and a bank account number for, uh, age verification purposes
@ptoothfish @TheBreadmonkey uh, right.
Adrian Riskin 
@TheBreadmonkey won't someone rid me of this turbulent systemd?!
Daniel LakelandArch-Linux Bishop of Canterbury is how it's spelled (BTW)
avatastic 
@TheBreadmonkey it's something you'll have to build yourself
Moss da Bard 🇨🇦🇧🇧🇲🇽🇬🇱@TheBreadmonkey
Would that make me the BodhiBishop?
Would that make me the BodhiBishop?
Condor Puma Serpiente@TheBreadmonkey I've thought this about you for a while, tbh
Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇬🇱"Baby-eating Bishop Of Bath And Wells", perhaps?
Simon ZerafaI'm sure that GAFCON are thrilled by this 🤣
Nick@TheBreadmonkey You’re already the Archbishop of Banterbury.
BENterbury morelike
surdfishI'm here for the Tales.
Rev Nathan Ⓥ↔️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱@TheBreadmonkey I would totally vote for you.
@TheBreadmonkey but you better let me visit Lambeth Palace. Or at least set aside a wing.
I didn't know it could FLY
@TheBreadmonkey all things are possible with Christ
Will 🇯🇵@TheBreadmonkey never say, can’t.
@TheBreadmonkey
wait wasn't one of Bronski Beat in a fairly high position in the C o E?
wait wasn't one of Bronski Beat in a fairly high position in the C o E?
Rev Richard Coles (retired). One of the few clergy I genuinely like.
Elvis Prestwick@TheBreadmonkey there should be an antiarchbishop, like an antipope. i'd vote for you.
David PBut if you ever met the pope, as antipope and pope you'd instantly annihilate each other with an emission of 2 nuns and anti-nuns.
Three plus or minus five@TheBreadmonkey @stx @pewnack
I thought nuns were their own antiparticle. This would just mean two nuns with left-handed whimples.
I thought nuns were their own antiparticle. This would just mean two nuns with left-handed whimples.
Sam 
@stx @TheBreadmonkey YES. But not in Avignon, let’s go with…The Falklands. I smell a reality show…
internetsdairy@TheBreadmonkey what's the salary
The million pounds is simply to clear debt and reset. Pretty sure when you're a Bish (you're a Bish all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day) they just pay that off or murder your debtors or something.
I haven't even been appointed cardinal, for God-I mean for fucks sake 🤣
Cat@TheBreadmonkey archBenship.
Of Benterbury
swisslet@TheBreadmonkey I do think everyone should have a papal regnal name ready in case the call comes. I’m a married atheist, but mine is Magnanimous Gracious, first of his name.
You?
You?
Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!@swisslet @TheBreadmonkey I dunno about Ben, but I think I'd like to bagsie being Pope John Paul George Ringo II.
Bob Blaskiewicz 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱@losttourist @swisslet @TheBreadmonkey
Lance Goodthrust. It would also would be my porn name.
Geoff 🏴@rjblaskiewicz @losttourist @swisslet @TheBreadmonkey Fun fact: John Paul I is the only Pope to have "the first" as part of their name.
@_thegeoff @rjblaskiewicz @losttourist @TheBreadmonkey excellent papal stat. I’d insist on being called Primus. Magnanimous Gracious Primus.
@swisslet @rjblaskiewicz @losttourist @TheBreadmonkey "Pope Geoff The Zeroeth", lets fix the indexing.
AlexanderVII'd like to be Hilarius for once in my life.
@AlexanderVI @TheBreadmonkey Alexander VI already taken!
✨ Pope Fabulosus Legenda the last✨
@TheBreadmonkey could be your ticket to that million pounds
BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺@TheBreadmonkey I suspect teenage me would have liked to be "enthroned".
Perhaps because it sounds quite rude.
Theriac@TheBreadmonkey
Y'know I understand that people are excited that the C of E now has a woman in a position of authority. But until comparatively recently wasn't the Queen the ultimate authority between God and the C of E?
Y'know I understand that people are excited that the C of E now has a woman in a position of authority. But until comparatively recently wasn't the Queen the ultimate authority between God and the C of E?
There won't be true equality until all of the worst people in the world are women
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@TheBreadmonkey she doesn’t look murdery enough for that position
the elder sea@TheBreadmonkey
TheBishMonkey has a nice ring
TheBishMonkey has a nice ring
woe2you@eldersea @TheBreadmonkey He mitres well.