I don't mean to be unkind, but if there *are* any teenagers wandering about saying they're going to be the Archbishop of Canterbury, they need to be in secure care.

'Teenage me could not have imagined this' says first female Archbishop of Canterbury

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20356v74k7o

First female Archbishop of Canterbury Dame Sarah Mullally to be enthroned

The Prince and Princess of Wales will be part of the congregation at Canterbury Cathedral - alongside nurses and carers, reflecting the new archbishop's past career.

BBC News
Maybe I should be the Archbishop of Canterbury
@TheBreadmonkey there should be an antiarchbishop, like an antipope. i'd vote for you.

@stx

Quick! Does anyone have the antipope?

Sorry do you mean antidote?

You heard me

@TheBreadmonkey

But if you ever met the pope, as antipope and pope you'd instantly annihilate each other with an emission of 2 nuns and anti-nuns.

@stx

@TheBreadmonkey @stx @pewnack
I thought nuns were their own antiparticle. This would just mean two nuns with left-handed whimples.
@stx @TheBreadmonkey YES. But not in Avignon, let’s go with…The Falklands. I smell a reality show…