I don't mean to be unkind, but if there *are* any teenagers wandering about saying they're going to be the Archbishop of Canterbury, they need to be in secure care.

'Teenage me could not have imagined this' says first female Archbishop of Canterbury

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20356v74k7o

First female Archbishop of Canterbury Dame Sarah Mullally to be enthroned

The Prince and Princess of Wales will be part of the congregation at Canterbury Cathedral - alongside nurses and carers, reflecting the new archbishop's past career.

BBC News
Maybe I should be the Archbishop of Canterbury
@TheBreadmonkey I do think everyone should have a papal regnal name ready in case the call comes. I’m a married atheist, but mine is Magnanimous Gracious, first of his name.
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@swisslet @TheBreadmonkey I dunno about Ben, but I think I'd like to bagsie being Pope John Paul George Ringo II.

@losttourist @swisslet @TheBreadmonkey

Lance Goodthrust. It would also would be my porn name.

@rjblaskiewicz @losttourist @swisslet @TheBreadmonkey Fun fact: John Paul I is the only Pope to have "the first" as part of their name.
@_thegeoff @rjblaskiewicz @losttourist @TheBreadmonkey excellent papal stat. I’d insist on being called Primus. Magnanimous Gracious Primus.