I don't mean to be unkind, but if there *are* any teenagers wandering about saying they're going to be the Archbishop of Canterbury, they need to be in secure care.

'Teenage me could not have imagined this' says first female Archbishop of Canterbury

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20356v74k7o

First female Archbishop of Canterbury Dame Sarah Mullally to be enthroned

The Prince and Princess of Wales will be part of the congregation at Canterbury Cathedral - alongside nurses and carers, reflecting the new archbishop's past career.

BBC News
Maybe I should be the Archbishop of Canterbury
ArchLinuxbishop of Canterbury - is that anything?
@TheBreadmonkey ArchLinuxBishop of Ubuntubury.
@nxskok @TheBreadmonkey Archbish of Banterbury innit

@ptoothfish @TheBreadmonkey innit.

I read your handle as photobooth. Do I have to wait 5 minutes for a reply to appear in the slot?

@nxskok @TheBreadmonkey It’s all digital now just add your email address and a bank account number for, uh, age verification purposes