I don't mean to be unkind, but if there *are* any teenagers wandering about saying they're going to be the Archbishop of Canterbury, they need to be in secure care.

'Teenage me could not have imagined this' says first female Archbishop of Canterbury

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20356v74k7o

First female Archbishop of Canterbury Dame Sarah Mullally to be enthroned

The Prince and Princess of Wales will be part of the congregation at Canterbury Cathedral - alongside nurses and carers, reflecting the new archbishop's past career.

BBC News
Maybe I should be the Archbishop of Canterbury
@TheBreadmonkey what's the salary

@internetsdairy

The million pounds is simply to clear debt and reset. Pretty sure when you're a Bish (you're a Bish all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day) they just pay that off or murder your debtors or something.

Sam Campbell on Instagram: "My self tape to be the new Pope."

16K likes, 47 comments - mcdonaldscomedy on April 21, 2025: "My self tape to be the new Pope.".

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@internetsdairy

I haven't even been appointed cardinal, for God-I mean for fucks sake 🤣