Lightweight nonsense toots, often tinged with 80s-flavoured music & #GenX nostalgia, retro computing, and more modern electronics.
Straight, cis, LGBTQ+ ally. Not an actual sausage. חַי
#childfree
My toots auto-delete after 3 months. tfr.
Interests:
#80smusic #1980s #80s #TOTP #BritishTV #cooking #RaspberryPi #catsofmastodon #piano #RetroComputing #8bit #Arduino #Agon #AgonLight2
Elsewhere on the Fediverse:
* Bookwyrm: @losttourist
* WriteFreely: @losttourist
| Location | Warrington, UK |
| Pronouns | he/him |
| Languages | EN |
| Music | 80s, always 80s |
| Bits | 8 |
Today I witnessed an ambulance officer picking up a bloke named Michael Jackson unable to resist doing an obvious joke, and Michael Jackson refusing to play along, pretending he didn’t understand what the joke was.
We need a new word for something beyond awkward.
We've had this long furling tape from Japan for the longest time, for years!! thinking it was in inches. Causing us lots of mistakes and fuck ups, the whole time we thought it was our own miscalculations, that we must have messed up in converting it to metric or something.
1) The unit on the tape is in tenth of a foot.
2) That's almost exactly 3cm, BUT NOT QUITE.
3) The ruler says FEET, but then breaks it down in 3cm segments each divided in tenth of a tenth of foot.
WHAT THE FUCK RULER
"I'm not saying another word without my lawyer present"
"Sir, you are a lawyer"
"So where's my present?"
@NanoRaptor I was in the supermarket trying to reach some cheesecakes that were really high up and I couldn't make it. Some kind scandinavian lifted me onto his shoulders so I could reach then we went down the isle getting the top shelf cakes we needed.
I asked him his name but he said he didn't know
And that was when I realised I was riding through desserts on a norse with no name
Kent Parkstreet
Devine Lu Linvega
David Penfold 
The Penguin of Evil
Claudia Zahn
Keith Bradnam 📈
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