cz hk (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)وFeb 27
cR0w   🏴‍☠️
Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?
Feb 26 at 6:26pmWeb
Show threadMatthew LyonFeb 26
@cR0w everyone else is making asbestos burgers too! what do you mean you're allergic to asbestos?
Show threadJohn Wq Feb 26
@cR0w At least the asbestos burgers are cheaper and easier to make, right? So as a consumer I can totally understand why you would take this stance.
Show threadtekheddFeb 26
@cR0w Flashback to when I was very vegetarian and my mother saying "I know, but you can just pick out the meatballs."
Show threadFalk Heiland 🇺🇦 🇪🇺Feb 26
@cR0w also you do not chose to have asbestos, you are able to remove asbestos enhancements!
Show threadmausmaloneFeb 26
@cR0w this actually how AI in Firefox works. It doesn't even download the AI model unless/until you turn on the feature.
Show thread0x4d6165 (Julie)Feb 26
@cR0w @mausmalone I still don't want it!!!
Show threadJustin LyonFeb 26

@mausmalone @cR0w
I just got the new ff version. The post install page links to an opt out. Not opt in checkbox.

So I've got the asbestos.

Show threadDan MilwayFeb 27
@cR0w I was About to reply that "This would be funnier if there weren't AI-bootlickers regularly making this analogy unironically in defense of Mozilla" and wouldn't you know it, you got one in your replies already.
@mausmalone
Show threadmausmaloneFeb 27

@thrilway @cR0w I'm very far from an AI bootlicker - I'm just tired of people acting like the existence of a feature they don't use is somehow analogous to literal carcinogens.

Just don't use the AI chat. Just don't pull up AI summaries. Just turn that shit off. You'll be okay, I promise.

Show threadDan MilwayFeb 27
@mausmalone
If you're tired of it you should probably not engage with it.
@cR0w
Show threadTak!Feb 26
@cR0w now we offer a complimentary asbestos tweezer with each purchase!
Show threadgudenauFeb 26
@cR0w This is somewhat Cave Johnson coded, sad that this is so accurate...
Show threadSamuel 🌐Feb 26
@cR0w can I at least add extra fiberglass insulation? That's my favorite topping.
Show threadJ4ckFeb 26
@cR0w Market research shows asbestos-tolerance in certain economic regions could be made sustainable. After adoption rates are normalized we can leverage that data to justify our position.
Show threadLeaFeb 26
@cR0w
Sorry, this is asbestos we can do!
Show threadScott Murray Feb 26
@leadore @cR0w 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂
Show threadtwifkakFeb 26
@cR0w also we reduced quality of all the other ingredients so we can bring you the absolute best asbestos
Show threadThe Orange ThemeFeb 26
@twifkak @cR0w It has "best" right in the name! What do you people want? /s
Show threadTim ChaseFeb 27

@theorangetheme

*snort laugh*

Show threadJoonqFeb 26
@cR0w 😂😂 actually good one damn
Show threadKennyFeb 26
@cR0w Over a billion people have already used a product containing Asbestos. Okay, most of them don’t want to pay for it but there must be a huge market somewhere out there.
Show threadFritz AdalisFeb 26
@weizenspreu @cR0w @cR0w
Over 3 Billion people run Asbestos
Show threadpedestrian cyclistFeb 26
@cR0w "Wouldn't you rather want some ethical Asbestos, instead of the bad Asbestos the big evil tech companies want to feed you?!"
Show threadTaffer 🇨🇦Feb 27
@odoruhako @cR0w There is no ethical asbestos under capitalism!
Show threadKallistiFeb 27
@Taffer @[email protected] @cR0w I'm not sure I like the implication of this 
Show threadKennyFeb 26
@cR0w Our metrics show that adding Asbestos to the drinking water supply was a success. Consumption of Asbestos spiked since then. It seems there must be real demand.
Show threadFoolishOwlFeb 26
@cR0w Yes, they get 85% of their funding from Asbestos Mining, Inc., but suggesting that has any bearing on the decision to include asbestos is a conspiracy theory.
Show threadspinnyspinlockFeb 27
@cR0w would you be able to deliver an asbestos burger with asbestos I can take out but it may kill me in a few months?
Show threadThe Orange ThemeFeb 27
@cR0w Surely, though, Mozilla Burger will remain a burger company, right?
Show threadkwayk42Feb 27

@theorangetheme @cR0w

Mozilla Burger : What's this? People really like tacos, and tacos use the same meat as burgers?

Introducing Mozilla Tacos. Now with Asbestos AND Fiberglass

Show thread2somethingFeb 27
@cR0w Can I ask asbestos to help me remove the asbestos?
Show threadlucaFeb 27
@cR0w Firefox had its small slice of users conscious to look for a safer and private product. The LLM move just chopped that core business, and it didn't attract new users (who's looking for that slop may still be using some other browser).
I'm switching to LibreWolf now, anywhere I'm doing serious work. And I moved from ThunderBird to BetterBird for mail, even though I was a supporter of the former for about twenty years.
This is how management kills companies: maybe suggested by competitors?
Show threadNico🦆Feb 27
@cR0w asbestos is vegan and 100% natural, no highly processed chemicals, can't be bad for you, right?
Show threadChilly  🛡️ Feb 27
@nicoduck
Just nomming on my vegan, organic, 100% natural strychnine fruit
@cR0w
Show threadMsbFeb 27
@nicoduck @cR0w
Belladonna was always my go-to example for that.
Show threadPrickly PearMar 1
@cR0w I've been using ladybird and surf but I hope this space is more exciting in a few years
Show threadTomMar 3
@cR0w How is it possible I see mostly outrage against Firefox and seldom against Chrome?
Which browser do you recommend? Is there even a browser an infosec person can use without getting an aneurysm?