Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?
@cR0w asbestos is vegan and 100% natural, no highly processed chemicals, can't be bad for you, right?
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Belladonna was always my go-to example for that.