Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?
@cR0w also we reduced quality of all the other ingredients so we can bring you the absolute best asbestos
@twifkak @cR0w It has "best" right in the name! What do you people want? /s