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🏴☠️Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?
J4ck@cR0w Market research shows asbestos-tolerance in certain economic regions could be made sustainable. After adoption rates are normalized we can leverage that data to justify our position.