cR0w 
🏴☠️Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?
John Wq 
@cR0w At least the asbestos burgers are cheaper and easier to make, right? So as a consumer I can totally understand why you would take this stance.