Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?
@cR0w "Wouldn't you rather want some ethical Asbestos, instead of the bad Asbestos the big evil tech companies want to feed you?!"
@odoruhako @cR0w There is no ethical asbestos under capitalism!
@Taffer @[email protected] @cR0w I'm not sure I like the implication of this