Latte macchiato 
1U SERVER TIPS
1U SERVER TIPStype shit @ixhby has under her bed apparently
☭@privateger no mine is much more tame
@ixhby I think I would go insane within 30 minutes of having this thing in my room
@privateger (this is just when its booting, it gets much quieter after, comparable to your average gaming PC)
Pretty Good (at growing a beard)@privateger I miss visiting the colocation we stored our on-prem stuff in.
Xenotime, Librarian of Æther 
@privateger cmon for a video that long I expect at least 2u of tips
sortius 
@privateger sounds like underneath my stairs
Steve@sortius @privateger you don’t want to know what under mine sounds like 😂 but also my god dude wear hearing protection in a datacentre, that’s like DC101
Vissʷʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵗˀ
Michael Cook@privateger I was really hoping he was going to whack it and make it quieter.
josh g.@privateger we need someone who can read lips to tell us if we've just been rickrolled
IvanDSM@joshg @privateger "We're in the lab right now, we're updating the firmware of this machine. There's so much in there that we've gotta get updated, the drivers, the [???] for the [SSD?] like that. So now [seems to be?] a good time to get that done while we're [???] and it should give us a lotta performance!"
kajer :notverified:
Jeff GriggIf you missed any of that, it's all explained quite clearly in this video:
"Turbo Encabulator" the Original
FRANK.MCCONNEL@privateger You know what's missing in that video? The somebody else's important production server two or three racks down that has an intermittent feep,
Kenneth Bousquet@privateger Hi!
As I can hear, the server infrastructure would benefit a great deal by implementing a different cooling mechanism.
Instead of relying on fan cooled heat sinks,
the solution for effective cooling and greatly reduced noise emission could be the following:
wlo@privateger someone get this guy some hearing protection!!