kajer :notverified:

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Computer Hacker / security professional / former CCNP / Amateur wannabe car mechanic / IPv6 advocate / Fiber Seeking Backhoe Owner / Useless Emoji Hater

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Wed, 11 Feb 2026 18:04:03 -0800 Still not updating this... wait til April now -Kajer
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kajer :notverified:1h ago
Viss1h ago
i dont think ive gushed hard enough about btop lately. or at all.
here it is.
its beautiful
i wish it supported the stupid intel gpu on this thing better, but its still glorious
kajer :notverified:3h ago
Show threadViss3h ago
@kajer
- light up incus
- light up a container in it
- ufw the container so it cant see anything but dns/dhcp from the host ip and the internet
- install openclaw
set heartbeat to 1 minute
- plug in your api key for the llm
- edit up soul.md to say that it's an osint bot and its job is to scrape github for new repos that may have juicy attacker shit in them
- make it check its own work 3 times over to be safe/sure
- watch it bleed tokens all over the floor forever
kajer :notverified:3h ago
Show threadViss4h ago
@kajer rip compliance wonks
kajer :notverified:3h ago
BOFH Excuses3h ago
#BOFH excuse #341:

HTTPD Error 666 : BOFH was here
kajer :notverified:4h ago
me: work LLM, how are "work ethic" metrics calculated?
work LLM - these key factors .... KPI bullshit....
me: generate the .md files needed to satisfy those metrics
work LLM - OK!
Show threadkajer :notverified:4h ago
maybe HTTP/425 ??
kajer :notverified:5h ago
How soon until HTTP/501 or HTTP/451 messages for age verification?
kajer :notverified:5h ago
LayerOne Security Conference5h ago
Capture the Flag at L1 2026! Come learn some new hacker tricks or swag on your opponents by crushing the leaderboard! https://www.layerone.org/capture-the-flag-at-layerone-2026/ Don't forget to submit to CFP https://www.layerone.org/call-for-papers/ and/or get your early bird tickets now! https://www.layerone.org/registration/
kajer :notverified:5h ago
Paul D. Ouderkirk5h ago
kajer :notverified:6h ago
coding A/S/L in to law is wild.