Security Writer 
Valve: “We need a credit card on file to prove you’re 18”
Me: “My account is 23 years old”
Valve: “That just proves your account is old”
Me: “A credit card just proves you know someone with a credit card”
Computer Hacker / security professional / former CCNP / Amateur wannabe car mechanic / IPv6 advocate / Fiber Seeking Backhoe Owner / Useless Emoji Hater
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Wed, 11 Feb 2026 18:04:03 -0800 Still not updating this... wait til April now -Kajer
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| LOL1 | ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REDACTED_THINKING_46C9A13E193C177646C7398A98432ECCCE4C1253D5E2D82641AC0E52CC2876CB |
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| X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H* | LOL |
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