When people arrive from X:

"I had twenty thousand followers."

After a couple of weeks:

"I made a hedgehog sweater out of moss."

#Mastodon

@Gustodon
Much healthier, much more important, perfectly captured change. πŸ™‚
@Su_G Thanks. That's a great compliment. πŸ™‚

@Gustodon
"I had twenty thousand followers.*"

*99% of which were bots

@jargoggles @Gustodon I have an unused placeholder BS account created last month which has never posted anything and has nothing in the profile.

Nearly a hundred bot followers.

@Gustodon yup. 10K followers and zero engagement unless you pay to make wheels spin.

@Gustodon > "I had twenty thousand followers."

But 19k were bots and among the 1k real followers, my posts only got shown to 5.

I'd estimate anyone moving from enshittified corporate social media to here who actually makes any effort at all will have a larger actual audience within a year. Probably within 3 months.

@dalias @Gustodon

Similar. 16K, and about ten of them actually engaged with what I was saying.

@Gustodon The hedgehog has 10 thousand followers and has a live feed that runs on a dedicated peertube server
@Gustodon Curious. Is it a sweater FOR a hedgehog, or a sweater for a human DEPICTING a hedgehog, or "hell yes"?
@xinit It's a cute tiny sweater but also hell yes.

@xinit @Gustodon

"En als ik eenmaal rijk ben, dan kan ik ze bestellen
Mijn twee heel dure mantels, in stekelvarkensvellen
Een voor meneer Urbanus en een voor zijn madam
Zo hebben we altijd plaats op de bus en op de tram"

Urbanus - Madammen met een bontjas

@xinit @Gustodon sadly, I heard Urbanus has become a cantankarous old right wing dickhead in recent years but this song, I think, dates back 40 years or more. When he was still funny.

Edit: not seeing much online about that now. Maybe I am wrong. That would be nice.

@Gustodon

I need a picture from your hedgehog, please.

@Gustodon I somehow have 3 more followers here compared to twitter
@Gustodon leaving aside moss and blenders, moss has feelings too and wouldn't pulling apart and a good watering work? Definitely a sweater for a hedgehog, and would you need to knit it as the hedgehog has the needles built in. Love #Mosstodon too.
@Gustodon
I would love a moss themed vest for myself.
It is on my "future wishes"-list. :P

@Gustodon

Not sweater as in "sudorific"?

I thought it was some herbal concoction to rid the hedgehog of a skin infestation.

Tiny cute clothing works too πŸ€ͺ

@Gustodon who do I have to follow to get the hedgehog-moss-sweater content?
@Gustodon @AngelaPreston Stop reporting on me
@purplepadma Nothing specific, I assure you, but it's nice to see that it resonates.
@Gustodon I literally did have 20,000 followers πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@Gustodon I am super familiar with this feeling, only mine is older - I was a G+ "influencer" with like 40k followers before the forced YouTube integration killed the community there.
@DrakkenZero @Gustodon g+ was fun while it lasted wasn't it

@mensrea @DrakkenZero @Gustodon

It was really quite good. (Mastodon language for loud enthusiasm.)

@DrakkenZero I was a beta user and absolutely loved it, and then they destroyed it. @Gustodon
@Gustodon Ha! I was an absolute nobody on Twitter. Barely had 350 followers where 100 were perpetually dormant. πŸ˜…
@farah @Gustodon I probably had around 5 followers on Twitter.
@Gustodon And only on Masto would you get this number of comments about the design of the sweater.
@Gustodon I keep wanting to engage with Mastodon more. I let myself get way too political and fought so much on Threads. So many girls posting Thirst pics too which isn’t good for me. I feel detached on X and use it primarily for my Faming interests.
Mastodon feels like a quiet lil village I can have Tea n Scones and post mostly Palaeontology stuff lol Even thinking of buying Mastodon Metch 😸#mastodon #Palaeontology #tea
@Gustodon im still searching for an image from here. It's with text like: "im very unpopular on Fediverse" or something like that... Dont remember exactly, but it was so hilarious :p
@Gustodon A sweater for a hedgehog? Or a sweater with a hedgehog on it? :)
@TheJen Whichever you prefer. There are a few more specific answers in the thread. πŸ¦”
@Gustodon This made me laugh so much! You captured it perfectly πŸ˜‚ 😘
@anne_twain 😁 Thanks. I'm glad to hear it.
@Gustodon They had 1800 bots following them.