When people arrive from X:

"I had twenty thousand followers."

After a couple of weeks:

"I made a hedgehog sweater out of moss."

#Mastodon

@Gustodon @AngelaPreston Stop reporting on me
@purplepadma Nothing specific, I assure you, but it's nice to see that it resonates.
@Gustodon I literally did have 20,000 followers 😂😂😂