When people arrive from X:

"I had twenty thousand followers."

After a couple of weeks:

"I made a hedgehog sweater out of moss."

#Mastodon

@Gustodon Ha! I was an absolute nobody on Twitter. Barely had 350 followers where 100 were perpetually dormant. πŸ˜…
@farah @Gustodon I probably had around 5 followers on Twitter.