When people arrive from X:

"I had twenty thousand followers."

After a couple of weeks:

"I made a hedgehog sweater out of moss."

#Mastodon

@Gustodon leaving aside moss and blenders, moss has feelings too and wouldn't pulling apart and a good watering work? Definitely a sweater for a hedgehog, and would you need to knit it as the hedgehog has the needles built in. Love #Mosstodon too.