When people arrive from X:

"I had twenty thousand followers."

After a couple of weeks:

"I made a hedgehog sweater out of moss."

#Mastodon

@Gustodon
"I had twenty thousand followers.*"

*99% of which were bots

@jargoggles @Gustodon I have an unused placeholder BS account created last month which has never posted anything and has nothing in the profile.

Nearly a hundred bot followers.