Jörg
Bread and CircusesThis is not a joke. It’s a look at the future.
Green Roc Thoughts@breadandcircuses Present day: LED lights. Donwload the app to control the colors.
UkeleleEric@breadandcircuses literally enshittification
Daz@UkeleleEric @breadandcircuses haha I came to reply the same thing and you beat me to it :)
@daz @breadandcircuses Great minds think alike...
Raymond Russell
1000millimeter
James Brooke@breadandcircuses Subscription account. First day free, then only $1 per flush…
Alexand@jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses
Like the early cell phones, $49.99/mo gets you 30 flushes and each additional flush is on 3.99 more
Peter Jakobs ⛵@jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses it's not a problem, poorer people can flush once a week
@pjakobs @jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses You can omit flushing after peeing, but multiple shits without flushing will get you a clogged toilet.
don't you worry, the FlushMe App will be updated, and a state of the art cloud AI will make sure that the toilet is flushed in just the right moment.
Flush-AI in the Sewer-Cloud. Your smart loo!
Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud@breadandcircuses And yet the future is already here. Can we just admit that auto flushing toilets, sinks, etc.are the definition of abject failure? I'm not a fuckin' vampire!!!! Do something!
Shantell Powell@breadandcircuses right out of Philip K Dick's Ubik.
Mark@breadandcircuses I bet the subscription is very reasonable!
Corpomancer@breadandcircuses Looking at the future, you guessed it, get our app.
Duncan Blues@breadandcircuses I thought there would be three shells where the toilet paper used to be. 😉
Jfrench@breadandcircuses "We've had a great time with flushing via the flushme app, but now we are going to pivot to prunejuiceme, your flushme app will stop working tomorrow."
Adam G@jfrench @breadandcircuses Unfortunately, legacy toilets are unsupported. Please talk to your reseller about your hardware upgrade options...
BrambleBearGrrrauling@breadandcircuses
Or shit in a bucket of sawdust, compost as humanure.
Or shit in a bucket of sawdust, compost as humanure.
Jason Rush@breadandcircuses They can't advertise on a handle!
JADe (he, him)@breadandcircuses Ah but there is ALWAYS a flush pedal ( not kidding check the pic)... when there is a will there is a way !
Rastal@breadandcircuses Throw a bucket of water into it and refuse to install the app 😎
Angela Scholder@breadandcircuses Wasn't it AI which will be controling our toilets?
Obviously including shooting toilet paper against our butts to wipe us clean...
Obviously including shooting toilet paper against our butts to wipe us clean...
Sharif Naas@breadandcircuses "Imperial Plumbing"
fmc01@breadandcircuses it will also analyse your poo and send the appropriate reports to the appropriate enforcement agencies and assign credits or demerits to your social credit account.
James DonohoeLooking forward to the next AWS outage and all the toilets back up and bidets start shooting water into the bathroom...
🐧DaveNull🐧 ☣️pResident Evil☣@breadandcircuses Enshittification has now a whole new meaning 😅
Liminal witch 🧙♀️ Sarah@breadandcircuses digging up latrines sounds like a fun activity
mirabilos@breadandcircuses "imperial plumbing" on his back is double fitting (can be a reference both to the USA and to an evil empire)
C.S.StrowbridgeIt's free... for now. But once we have enough users, we will charge $5 a month and you can bet that will be going up every year.
mxk@breadandcircuses "please subscribe now for more premium features like our new flush.AI! Comes with 20 AI-flushes per month inclusive."
jaark@breadandcircuses never mind the future, it's the now. 'smart' toilets already exist. I'm sure I read a thread where an entire product line stopped flushing due to a server failure.
crude oil princess 🛢
@breadandcircuses we literally need an app to install air conditioners now
SrideepIs that really going to flush out the things with the help of an app.. ! 🤔😀😀
Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE@breadandcircuses Future? Can you not already get these in Japan?
Habrok@breadandcircuses I hesitate to look if there are already toilets that can be flushed via app because I fear that I might find some.
Kuchenblechmafia@Habrok42 @breadandcircuses
Some of the Geberit Aquaclean toilet/bidet have an automatic flush and can controlled by an app. Dont know if the flush can be controlled by the app.
Some of the Geberit Aquaclean toilet/bidet have an automatic flush and can controlled by an app. Dont know if the flush can be controlled by the app.
Niek van Leeuwen@breadandcircuses
The intershit of things
The intershit of things
morfil (any)🌈@breadandcircuses and the option to have a small flush is an in app purchase
Deven Phillips@breadandcircuses Upgrade to FlushMe Pro© for just $15/month and you can flush up to 3 times per day!!!
Mx Verda@infosec812 better not get IBS @breadandcircuses
Chance 'Um@breadandcircuses I don't call the shots in my house and my kid railroaded us into a digital toaster. It's driving me nuts, especially as I'm the only who makes toast in the household. It requires multiple button pushes to wake it up and select the toast option and does a poor job of toasting. I wake up every morning thinking of e-waste.
Dusk to Don 
This is the graphic I made the last time FlushMe app was trending.
Amanita Ahjovuo@breadandcircuses more like CRAPitalism lmao
Kevin Karhan 
@breadandcircuses I guess @geerlingguy sees himself in this picture and doesn't like it!
Seriously the day I need an app to take a shit I'll go full apeshit!
I won't connect my dishwasher to your stupid cloud
Werner Rhein@breadandcircuses
Yes, that is where we are going.
Yes, that is where we are going.
Magical Cat@breadandcircuses
Talk at a prison cell at Alcatraz:
- for what you got here, dude?
- For hacking.
- Computers?
- No, my toilet.
- TOILET? Why?!
- Just wanted to flush it in an old-fashioned way. Without a fucking app.
- Respect.
Talk at a prison cell at Alcatraz:
- for what you got here, dude?
- For hacking.
- Computers?
- No, my toilet.
- TOILET? Why?!
- Just wanted to flush it in an old-fashioned way. Without a fucking app.
- Respect.
Demian@breadandcircuses sorry but FlushMe recently went out of business so your toilet is bricked. And it’s illegal to unlock it.
@breadandcircuses the customer looks like Bill Gates so I don’t feel so bad about this
Nicole ParsonsWalked by a McDonald's today where the sign says you have to use their app to get a drink at a reduced price.
Companies that desperate to decline your money, deserve to go out of business.
https://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-shuts-down-cosmcs-sales-lag-2025-5
Florian Schmidt
Ysegrim@breadandcircuses s/future/now/
Duravit BT app. On compatible toilets, there are soft buttons for Big and Small Flush.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.duravit.sensowash
@ysegrim @breadandcircuses Well that's a toilet that can do a bit more than just flush...
Matthew Booth@breadandcircuses My toilet doesn't have an app, but it does have a remote.
Lee@breadandcircuses The future is already here. I bought a 2024 Toyota. It has remote start, but the remote doesn't have a button to start the car. You have to install an app and pay a subscription fee of $15 monthly. I'm pissed, but I don't need remote start bad enough to pay $180 a year.
@tzudad @breadandcircuses Sorry, what is remote start needed for? Preheat/Cool?
@1000millimeter @breadandcircuses Yes, that's all it does. I don't let my car run for the fun of it, but I do like to start it when temps are really high or low. I give my car 30 seconds to warm up while I walk across the parking lot. It's starting to cool off or warm up but not wastefully idling for more than a minute.
@tzudad @breadandcircuses When it's hot, what I do is open all windows at first, also for like the first 500m of driving or so, to get the heated up inside temperatur down to outside temperatur. Faster than letting AC do this. After that AC takes over.
@1000millimeter @breadandcircuses Remote start isn't evil. The weather can be perfect, but I still give my car 30 seconds to settle down after starting. I also leave my front windows open about an inch to help keep temps down while parked.