Mastodawn

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sometimes the more the better but sometimes there are too many of : #many_crooks ,
#too_many_santas , too_many_sherlocks , even
#sherlock_the_dog , how do you know if there s a # bad_santa or bad_sherlock ?

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Isu 🐲45m ago

The #Netherlands are a #Schiphol country. 😌

(I bet noone ever thought of this terrible pun before. #sarcasm)

#pun #english #dutch

Big Blu Gnu 12h ago

I'm surprised Donald Trump hasn't turned into a flower yet. #sarcasm https://reason.com/2026/05/29/trumps-proposed-250-bill-is-everything-the-founders-despised/
#DonaldTrump #idolatry #money #narcissism

George Washington would have hated Trump being on a $250 bill

George Washington actively opposed the U.S. Mint putting his face on coinage, as it would've resembled the reverence reserved for monarchs.

Reason.com

idunn 15h ago

#funny #sarcasm #trump #whiney_trump

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Alex 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿17h ago

@georgetakei

I wonder how they covered up that gap?

#Sarcasm

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Inc Hulk 🧪18h ago

@newsguyusa The civilised countries have death rates from car ‘accidents’ well below that of the ‘shithole’ countries, like Africa & USA.

The drop in mortality from 1991 to 2021 in civilised countries was about 77%, African countries and USA it was very much less (like ~20%). Clearly the USA numbers are the same as other third world countries.
#sarcasm