Bread and CircusesThis is not a joke. It’s a look at the future.
H/T - @_9CL7T9k8cjnD_ (with #AltText added by me)
-0--1-@breadandcircuses Thank you. I think you introduced me to AltBot. I got terribly frustrated with it. I even reached out to the developers to have AltBot write the AltTxt, give the poster editorial overview prior to final commit, and then write it to the AltTxt screen. AltBot harps at me to create AltTxt, so I stopped using it.
Green Roc Thoughts@breadandcircuses Present day: LED lights. Donwload the app to control the colors.
Critical Silence@GreenRoc depends. Yeah, I say that, because I have built LEDs and some kind of a app for it my own 😃
This is IoT, but I don't see any reason to bring home devices into WWW, especially upgrading their firmware.
That's the actual enshittification: vendors who stay in contact with your home devices and (force) upload things there.
@breadandcircuses
This is IoT, but I don't see any reason to bring home devices into WWW, especially upgrading their firmware.
That's the actual enshittification: vendors who stay in contact with your home devices and (force) upload things there.
@breadandcircuses
@CriticalSilence yeah, disconnected gaming consoles are probably some of my favorite games.
Gets me angry when a game is updated and I cant play the older versions which I liked more than current ones.
@GreenRoc Gaming is a whole new level 😃 Even if I only play alone, Steam Deck must be connected to play RDR2
UkeleleEric@breadandcircuses literally enshittification
Daz@UkeleleEric @breadandcircuses haha I came to reply the same thing and you beat me to it :)
@daz @breadandcircuses Great minds think alike...
Raymond Russell
1000millimeter
James Brooke@breadandcircuses Subscription account. First day free, then only $1 per flush…
Alexand@jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses
Like the early cell phones, $49.99/mo gets you 30 flushes and each additional flush is on 3.99 more
Peter Jakobs ⛵@jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses it's not a problem, poorer people can flush once a week
@pjakobs @jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses You can omit flushing after peeing, but multiple shits without flushing will get you a clogged toilet.
don't you worry, the FlushMe App will be updated, and a state of the art cloud AI will make sure that the toilet is flushed in just the right moment.
Flush-AI in the Sewer-Cloud. Your smart loo!
Big Belgian Bopper@jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses But you can invite friends and share flush experiences. Or do little tasks and gain xp
Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud@breadandcircuses And yet the future is already here. Can we just admit that auto flushing toilets, sinks, etc.are the definition of abject failure? I'm not a fuckin' vampire!!!! Do something!
Shantell Powell@breadandcircuses right out of Philip K Dick's Ubik.
Ciela-An Orca Ally@breadandcircuses i hate this so much because it is so accurate.
Mark@breadandcircuses I bet the subscription is very reasonable!
Corpomancer@breadandcircuses Looking at the future, you guessed it, get our app.
Duncan Blues@breadandcircuses I thought there would be three shells where the toilet paper used to be. 😉
Jfrench@breadandcircuses "We've had a great time with flushing via the flushme app, but now we are going to pivot to prunejuiceme, your flushme app will stop working tomorrow."
Adam G@jfrench @breadandcircuses Unfortunately, legacy toilets are unsupported. Please talk to your reseller about your hardware upgrade options...
BrambleBearGrrrauling@breadandcircuses
Or shit in a bucket of sawdust, compost as humanure.
Or shit in a bucket of sawdust, compost as humanure.
Jason Rush@breadandcircuses They can't advertise on a handle!
JADe (he, him)@breadandcircuses Ah but there is ALWAYS a flush pedal ( not kidding check the pic)... when there is a will there is a way !
Rastal@breadandcircuses Throw a bucket of water into it and refuse to install the app 😎
Angela Scholder@breadandcircuses Wasn't it AI which will be controling our toilets?
Obviously including shooting toilet paper against our butts to wipe us clean...
Obviously including shooting toilet paper against our butts to wipe us clean...
skibidi eichkat3r@breadandcircuses flushMe has a 1.7/5 star rating on google play
zombiewarrior@breadandcircuses i didnt pay my flushme subscription and now my house is overflowing with feces
Sharif Naas@breadandcircuses "Imperial Plumbing"
@sharif Ooh, good catch. I hadn't noticed that!
fmc01@breadandcircuses it will also analyse your poo and send the appropriate reports to the appropriate enforcement agencies and assign credits or demerits to your social credit account.
James DonohoeLooking forward to the next AWS outage and all the toilets back up and bidets start shooting water into the bathroom...
Mare Polaris@JamesMDonohoe @breadandcircuses only for those who forget that buckets exist.
@ph00lt0
Wait, wait, I get it!
AWS has buckets!
And you can use buckets for poo.
AWS buckets are poo buckets!
Confess I could not find those in the docs...
https://docs.aws.amazon.com/AmazonS3/latest/userguide/UsingBucket.html
@JamesMDonohoe @breadandcircuses I am sure General purpose buckets will do
Siegfried.@breadandcircuses They will individually adjust prices at the grocery store in relation to flush times.
🐧DaveNull🐧 ☣️pResident Evil☣@breadandcircuses Enshittification has now a whole new meaning 😅
Liminal witch 🧙♀️ Sarah@breadandcircuses digging up latrines sounds like a fun activity
JB.The true meaning of enshittification.
mirabilos@breadandcircuses "imperial plumbing" on his back is double fitting (can be a reference both to the USA and to an evil empire)
DeltaWye 🔜 Anthrocon-ish?
Colin Wilding@DeltaWye Just download our ad-supported app IScream. It's really cool!
C.S.StrowbridgeIt's free... for now. But once we have enough users, we will charge $5 a month and you can bet that will be going up every year.
mxk@breadandcircuses "please subscribe now for more premium features like our new flush.AI! Comes with 20 AI-flushes per month inclusive."
@breadandcircuses I thought AI could flush when it needs to?
jaark@breadandcircuses never mind the future, it's the now. 'smart' toilets already exist. I'm sure I read a thread where an entire product line stopped flushing due to a server failure.
Alexa Devreux-Swift@breadandcircuses ceci nes Pas une pipe!? Ceci nes Pas une toilet!!!!
Maartje 🍉@breadandcircuses
I see posibilities. Husband on the toilet....I flush 🤓
I see posibilities. Husband on the toilet....I flush 🤓
Feike@breadandcircuses literally #enSHITtification but now you can flush
George Baily@feike @breadandcircuses you've used up your free flushes for this week, watch another ad or join flush premium ?
@georgebaily @feike @breadandcircuses Well, when you can watch the ad im advance... You have a few minutes for that at least.
@1000millimeter @feike @breadandcircuses I have to wait 15 seconds before the "skip" appears and I can lift the lid
stuffy wuffy