This is not a joke. It’s a look at the future.

#Capitalism #Enshittification

@breadandcircuses Subscription account. First day free, then only $1 per flush…
@jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses it's not a problem, poorer people can flush once a week
@pjakobs @jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses You can omit flushing after peeing, but multiple shits without flushing will get you a clogged toilet.

@1000millimeter

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@jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses