Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
whoa mama im on the scary planet
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
which could mean nothing
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
another fucking seance
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
birdgirl grindset
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
bong
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wielder of narya
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 14
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 14
bat signed by everyone alive
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 14
such is the life of the humble garlic
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 22
god isnt mythology
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 26
cauliflower
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 27
linguini
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 28
you can think things that aren't true
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 28
water and milk
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
without the slow creep
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
laminate me
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
magneto cock cage
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
isekai truck
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
theresa
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
make your own foot scrub
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
my roommate is a pulley
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
boomgasm
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
losing blood
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
the first rule of baking
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
calling me a slur would've been easier
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 16
post cunt
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grope-nheimer
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 20
rorschach test
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 21
tricky dick
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
testicle refund
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tiramisu
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bill and ted
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tes THDPSSSSPS
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 3
the information withholder
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
salem witch premium
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
the fox and mole
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
horseified
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
buttons that go hard
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jfk
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 6
hedgehog
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flawless praxis
Apr 6 at 7:45pmWeb
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
Stephanie
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
welcome to the pee pee palace
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
hotel art
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
medieval groupchat
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
elon musk
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
top gun
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
ancient persian poet
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
climbing up this incline again alone
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
one guard lies
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
whimsical idiot boyfriend
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
shipping discourse
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
I would die with honour at the hands of a fool
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
clever
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
clippy tattoo
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
marge and homer shit
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 31
ancient flute
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 31
good boy
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 31
book rec
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 31
cooking vs cooked
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 31
hard lime difficult time
Show threadbinchickenMay 31
@stavvers it's grill or be grilled in this fucked up world
Show threadPhilippa CowderoyMay 31
@stavvers "Now shit or get out of the kitchen"
Show threadacbMay 31
@stavvers @cstross See also, the old SubGenius dictum, “the difference between Heaven and Hell is which side of the pitchfork you’re on”
Show threadkitMay 31
@stavvers Does this also apply to smoking and smoked?
Show threadbotvolutionMay 31
@stavvers
Pleased to hear that Claude Levi-Strauss has kindly consented to return from the grave
Show threadJeremy KahnMay 31

@stavvers

FWIW endorsed by my 12-year-old as "valid"

Show threadRS, Author, Novelist, ProsaistMay 31
@stavvers This is going to show up in one of my stories.
Show threadAtomic OrbitalsMay 31
@stavvers Brilliant!
Show threadKate AkikoMay 31
@stavvers omfg this is so wrong. And sad. And a 13 year old sounding like a 73 year old Maga maniac. What a mindset. Already in a small cage of self inflicted doom garnished with adult sarcasm and borrowed adult stance at that young age. What a sad way of bringing up a young soul.

Why do so many like this? It is utterly disgusting. Horrible.

This ruined my evening. ​​
Show threadOld Stone Man@earthstream.socJun 1
@stavvers #Wise
Show threadLuna LacteaMay 16
@stavvers So, which one of you is the Marge & which is the Homer?
Show threadfopsMay 12
@stavvers brand new sentence
Show threadÁsthar con té 🍵⛤ (Elle/They)May 31
@stavvers 😭
Show threadKnud JahnkeMay 12

@stavvers

Musk aside, we had times here in the city of Heidelberg with ~5000 kids born each year, where we could have filled primary school classes just with kids of the same name:

2 classes each of Pauls, Noahs, Felix' and Leons
1.5 classes each of Emilias, Emmas, Milas, Sophias, and Maries...

Show threadJetteMay 12
@stavvers in my primary 7 class (age 10/11) there were three boys with the same name. David Hamilton. Nicknames were essential, yes? Yes, but all three had the same nickname - Hambone. Therefore they became Hambone 1, Hambone 2 and Hambone 3
Show threadSteve GisselbrechtMay 12

@wolfette @stavvers

Boney, Boner, and Bone-Bone.

Show threadLe Néandertal sous benzoMay 12
@stavvers and let them all use alex.smith@something.something as an e-mail ! (Poke @LegalizeBrain )
Show threadDonnerparty62May 12
@stavvers Oh, Mother of God! I read through all of that except the last paragraph before I remembered how Im supposed to be extra wary of distractions when I don’t want to finish getting ready for work…
Show threadPwassonchat the enby catboyMay 12
@stavvers have these people considered that they might live in different countries or areas, or work in different industries?
Show threadJulian  🏳️‍⚧️Jul 17
@stavvers finally some good shipping discourse
Show threadJulian  🏳️‍⚧️Jul 17
@stavvers Also i think they should make human size boxes for me to sit in
Show threadSteven HeywoodMay 12
@stavvers
That is a thing of beauty.
Show threadNege May 12
@stavvers that last guard is me
Show threadWobinMay 13
@stavvers And if I only could, face god and walk backwards into the gates of hell
Show threadJoakim ForsApr 27
@stavvers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA
Top Gun Recut

YouTube
Show threadkrejgoApr 27
@stavvers related little fun fact, "Iceman" from Top Gun was based on Deniz Tek from iconic Australian punk band Radio Birdman, which just add another delicious layer.
Show threadparamnesiacApr 27
@craige @stavvers
Show threadkrejgoApr 27

@paramnesiac @stavvers

"his time as a flight surgeon in the United States Navy inspired Top Gun filmmakers, as his callsign was 'Iceman' and producers visited his squadron to do research.

"I was very surprised when the movie came out, and it had an 'Iceman' in it. And I tell ya, it ruined the callsign from then on - it was just terrible. Like, thanks a lot, can I just be Doc or something like that now?""

https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/perth-breakfast/vf-radio-birdman-deniz-tek/12702270

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Birdman

Is Radio Birdman's Deniz Tek the original 'Iceman'? - ABC listen

From original punk rocker, to naval officer, to emergency department surgeon, Deniz Tek has lived many remarkable lives.

ABC listen
Show threadparamnesiacApr 27

@craige @stavvers HA!

I've been lucky enough to see him with the Birdmen (when they reunited in the late aughts) and with his own band, but hadn't heard this story.

Thanks for the ABC link. I'll give that a listen.

Show threadTortipedeApr 27
@stavvers Changing the name of the chat to 'Gravy'.
Show thread20thcenturyliterarymysteryApr 27
@stavvers this is the plot of 'All Fours'
Show threadjackApr 8
@stavvers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0
{YTP} ~ 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole [CC]

YouTube
Show threadCharyouTreeApr 22

#do-you-love-the-color-of-the-tumblr?
Show threadGabbo the wafrn guyApr 22
this is a test
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Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 14
dolphins
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 14
sexiest man alive
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 14
extra virgin
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 14
the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 14
lowest point
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 20
no fucks to give
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 20
jonah
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 20
behold a chicken
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 20
red flag
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 27
cain and abel
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 27
the street cleaner
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 27
le miserable
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 27
surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 27
deutsche bahn
Show threadAnother Angry WomanAug 3
now the toyota is king of england
Show threadAnother Angry WomanAug 3
sexting while british
Show threadAnother Angry WomanAug 3
things heating up in the pediatricians waiting room
Show threadAnother Angry WomanAug 3
stupid name for a baby
Show threadAnother Angry WomanAug 3
rat in the grain
Show threadAnother Angry Woman2d ago
galapagos finches
Show threadAnother Angry Woman2d ago
lootdrops
Show threadxyhhx Aug 3
@stavvers contrary to popular belief, this is what the name "phil" is short for
Show threadOsiris risenAug 3
@stavvers dying
Show threadfuzzyfaceAug 6

@stavvers

Wouldn't put past the current generation of parents. Apparently there are people who have, this year, named their son Awesome.

Can't find the link to post here, but if you need it, I'll find it.

Show threadviolently gay  Aug 3
@stavvers blue is underhated. All I'm gonna say
Show threadProtofox RileyAug 3
@stavvers fights in the littlespace community are heating up it seems :D
Show threadmajo hashiAug 3

@stavvers

Toyota Camelot sounds pretty legit

Show threadschratzeAug 3
@stavvers is this how we ended up with the car industry ruling all of Germany
Show threadCharles ☭ is now tooting from queer.partyAug 3

@schratze @stavvers I'm so old, I remember when German trains has a reputation for being extremely reliable.

There were still cars bloody everywhere.

Show threadschratzeAug 3

@celesteh @stavvers the car industry has ruled us for over a century at this point.

There were fewer cars and they were smaller and lighter, but they were less efficient, the gas was full of lead, and the concept of pedestrian zones didn't exist yet. Things were bad in a different way

Show threadAdam van SertimaAug 3
@stavvers I can’t say it wouldn’t be an improvement, over the current monarch. Could it get elected POTUS, too?
Show threadIn Search of a Better WorldAug 3

@stavvers

England has had worse Kings.

Show threadOzzelotAug 3
@stavvers
a toyota's a toyota (and the king of england)
Show threadJaap ZeldenrustAug 3
@stavvers
Mike's Toyota-based dentistry scares me.
Show threadApriloq - IMPEACH EVERY MAGAtAug 4
@stavvers perfect.
Show threadJohn MaxwellJul 27
@stavvers As long as you don't bring dumbass's hyperloop thing into it.
Show threadE. C. BigribsJul 28
@stavvers The Little Murder on the Orient Express has kind of a ring to it
Show threadTeflonTrout  he/himJul 28

@stavvers Shit... I'd be more impressed with "he came nearly as hard as women can"

I've had my mind completely blown, but never have I ever convulsed or screamed in ecstacy.

It's not enough to make up for the shit women have to put up with daily, but it sure is something.

I'm a lil jelly, honestly, always have been

Show threadSchnelle GrillkatzeJul 28
@stavvers thinking about how i hit one of my gfs with a DB orgasm last time we had sex
Show threadMarcus Marcius MarcellusJul 28
@stavvers Es ist witzig, weil es wahr ist.
Show threadAnarchic Teapot ⚧️Jul 28
@stavvers This has just made me realise there's another joke in Electric Callboy's Tekkno Train song, where the announcer apologises for an early arrival.
Show threadkwantumkrautJul 28
@stavvers @hagbard Don’t forget: you expect it to arrive at one platform but then there’s the possibility it arrives unexpectedly at a completely different one
Show threadPhillip of MastodonJul 28
@stavvers Only Americans fucked him, because his orgasms were awesome by comparison
Show threadAdrianoJul 27
@stavvers that you *can* do anything with language doesn’t really mean people *should* do it.
Show threadTom HarringtonJul 27
@stavvers @GeekAndDad twist: the one guy’s name is “Les”
Show threadDiana Probst, Cambridge ArtistJul 20
@stavvers OK, you seem to have stopped posting these, it is safe to close Mastodon now.
Show threadOzzelotJul 20
@stavvers reverse diogenes
Show threadPurpleShonaSJul 20
@stavvers would it have freaked her out more if she'd been told she was eating a chicken's period.......
Show thread⚧ MyceliumGirl 𐂂Jul 21
@General_Chucklefuck
Show threadTofu GolemJul 21
@stavvers
Diogenes' jokes never get old.
Show threadMeerderWörterJul 21
@stavvers Oh, but they can be orange too if you feed them corn. The color is not the thing that gives it away.
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Jul 20
@stavvers
the alt text has read #OK Jonah as #OK Jonathan. rather loses the meaning for alt text users.
Show threadnotsounddrillJul 29
@stavvers agreed, that was the lowest point in my life too
Show threadmyrmepropagandistJul 14

@stavvers

Oh yes they are virgin olives, yeah but they insist on making so many instagram videos, and putting on six different outfits everyday.

More "extra" than "virgin" if you ask me.

Show threadfor a day, while . . .Jul 14

@stavvers

dolphins deserve better . . .